Americans Should Strive to Be More Like Louis Farrakhan

I'm an atheist--but I completely support Muslims and Islam.

Are you impressed with my tolerance? You should be. (And if you're not, you're probably some asshole Christian or Jew who hates Muslims. Someone should really put you in jail.)

And not only do I support Muslims, I also think Americans should strive to be like the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan, former head of the Nation of Islam.

Minister Farrakhan's example shows us what Americans should be like.

For starters, he's curious, investigative, and truth-seeking--as evidenced by the fact that he knows about the 9/11 conspiracy:

That alone makes him a great American.

Plus, he realizes that America isn't perfect. And that it must be burned:

And he's managed to remain uncorrupted by the conservative media. He takes (conservative) whites for what they are:

And yet, Americans don't regard Farrakhan as an American hero (--probably because they've been brainwashed by FOX News). Instead, they love people like George Washington and Paul Bunyan. (And some assholes worship Richard Nixon.)

Louis Farrakhan should have his own American monument. I think we should give him the Hoover Dam. And being that he's a religious man and an American hero, let's give it a religious and American theme. Let's call it "God Dam America--Presented by Louis Farrakhan."