Liberals Are Hypocrites

Michael Moore is against capitalism. Michael Moore also happens to be a capitalist. Actually, he's not a capitalist. Capitalists have morals. Capitalists have principles. Michael Moore has none. He'll do anything for money. Anything. It's common knowledge within the entertainment the industry.

Michael Moore employs over 450,000 child workers, and pays them $0.01 an hour? I made that a question because I don't want that asshole to sue me for libel--but even if it's not entirely accurate, it doesn't matter. Even if it's only 400,00 child workers, he's still a piece of garbage.

For $50,000, he'll come to your college campus, young liberals meeting, black panther rally, or whorehouse, and tell you how much he hates capitalism. I'm not kidding you! He wants you to pay him a lot of money to tell you why no one should be making a lot of money!

He's also called Halliburton the great Satan, even though at one time, his non-profit organization owned shares in Halliburton!

If this were the 18th century, he'd be a slaveholding abolitionist.

Michael Moore does the opposite of everything he tells others to do. If he tells you not to use drugs, he's a crack addict. If he tell you to pay taxes, he robs Fort Knox. If he says buy, he's selling. and if he says save the environment, he's Paul Bunyan.

ralph nader

And what about Ralph Nader? He's claiming to be some sort of minimalist who lives on $273 a year--and he's a millionaire who has been seen living in an expensive home that "belongs" to a relative! He's spent his life combatting just about every corporation n the world, and he owns a stock portfolio consisting of a variety of corporations! And he's the only presidential candidate in recent history who has refused to disclose his financial information to the public!

But apparently, he's not hypocritical enough for liberals--because he's never been the Democratic nominee for President, and he's never managed to get more than a few percent of the popular vote. Maybe he should claim to live on negative $30 million dollars a year, move into Hearst Castle, and launch an all out crusade against Halliburton while serving on its board of directors. That'll almost certainly win him the Democratic nomination.

Barbra Streisand

Actually, he'll probably lose to Barbra Streisand--because her hypocrisy surpasses all of that.

"We must make concrete changes in our lifestyles to help solve this energy crisis and now is the time to do it. ... Turn up your thermostat to 78 degrees when you're home, and 85 degrees when you're out. ... Use warm or cold water to wash clothes and try to line dry as much as possible. ...Only run your dishwasher when it is fully loaded." Barbra Streisand

Picture some deluded environmentalist asshole actually doing all of that and listening to a Barbra Streisand song on a Northern European ipod.

Now picture Barbara Streisand in one of her five homes--or better yet--her gigantic air conditioned barn. Picture her in a limo, being driven to a concert parking lot containing her entire fleet of semi-tractor trailers, vans, and buses. Picture her assitant paying one of her monthly water bills--in the amount of $2,000.

I'm actually surprised that liberals didn't create a Nobel Prize for Environmentalism and give it to her at one of her estates.

They did, however, give Al Gore the Nobel Peace Prize after taking a look at his mansion and jet.

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