I don't get why Obama is even being considered for reelection. Why does he have supporters? Why does he even have one supporter? Why does he even support himself? Well, I know why he supports himself. He's an egomaniac.
Obama has spent money like no one in human history. We could've put Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton in office and saved money. The Kardashian-Hilton team would've saved us $1 trillion. They should run in 2012. Their campaign slogan should be "We'll spend less than Obama." Because no one can spend money like Obama. He's unbelievable.
Have you ever seen the movie Brewster's Millions? In it, Richard Pryor's character has to spend $30 million over a month or so in order to win $300 million--but he can't end up with any assets at the end. For instance, he can't buy a car--he has to rent a car. So over the course of the movie, he spends money left and right, pissing it all away in order to end up with the prize.
That's how Obama's spending money. But it's not taking a month. He spent it all on day one. And we're not going to have anything to show for--just like in Brewster's Millions. No assets, no jobs, nothing. Obama's turning this country into an 80s movie. Granted, 80s movies are pretty entertaining. But Obama's no Richard Pryor.
And let me tell you this. There's no prize at the end of all this spending. Obama's trying to convince you that there is--that this is Brewster's Millions II. Obama seems to think that there's a pot of gold at the end of this spending. And he thinks this movie is Obama's Trillions. Those trillions aren;t yours, Barry.
In 2012, you'll be voting for a sequel to Brewster's Millions. You can either vote for Obama's Trillions, or Our Trillions. Or Kardashian and Hilton's Trillion--which is preferable to Obama's Trillions.
Obama does have some excellent qualities. I'll give him that. But he shouldn't have anything to do with money. Even Nikola Tesla was financially irresponsible. He had no business being in charge of our money. And that's Tesla. Obama shouldn't be allowed within 100 yards of a one dollar bill. Our currency should file a restraining order against him.
And the thing is, Tesla would've put a financially responsible person in charge of our finances. Obama's not appointing the right people to make decisions that affect our economy, the federal government's revenues and expenditures.
We need to exile Obama immediately. Not impeach--exile. We'll skip the impeachment process. I'll find some sort of angle. I'm a constitutional lawyer. I'll find something.