Some people are are looking for any opportunity to bring up their theories on the Jews and how they control the world. They have to bring that up. No matter what the topic is, no matter what someone is talking about, no matter what the situation is, they'll bring up the Jews. They can't help themselves. They really can't help themselves.
They're at a restaurant, the waitress is taking their order, and they say, "I'll take the steak, the baked potato--and by the way, the Jews control the world." [Waitress:] "Um. OK, sir. And how would you like that steak cooked?" "Medium well. Israel is an apartheid state."
That waitress obviously doesn't want to hear someone's theory on the Jews. She works hard, she came here from South America and made a better life for her children. If you're one of those guys who share their Jew conspiracy theories with random waitresses, keep in mind that you're costing them money. They're losing tips--because they're listening to you talk about the Jews. You better give them a big tip. Not 15%. 20%. 15% fot the actual service, and 5% for that whole business about the Jews.
A while back, I came across someone on a message board who said, "Everyone and his goldfish knows that Israel did 9/11." So I guess it's not a theory anymore in that guy's world. That truth has managed to make it through water and into the ears of everyone's goldfish.
I clicked on that guy's username, and came across another post of his. About the Casey Anthony trial. He said, "It helps keep American minds off all the evil shit they're doing in the Mideast on Israel's behalf." He tied the Casey Anthony trial to Israel. You have to give him a lot of creativity points. It doesn't matter what it is--he can make it something about Israel or the Jews.
I went through some of his other posts--but I want his full 15,000 page book on how the Jews control the world. I want to know what everyone's goldfish knows.
You know what? I'd actually prefer to read his book on what Jews aren't responsible for. He doesn't even need to bother with what they are responsible for. Even his 15,000 page book won't cover all of that. He might as well just give us the four or five things Jews have nothing to do with. I'm referrring to negative things, of course. When it comes to positives, there's nothing. It's obviously blank.
The four or five negative things Jews had nothing to do with. That should be chapter one of his book. He can get it off to a positive start. "The Jews didn't do this, they didn't do that, and they didn't do these three other things. ... OK. Now let me give you an idea of what they did do. ... Everything else."
So it's really just a 2 page book. "Part One: "The Jews aren't responsble for these five things." Part Two: "They're responsible for everything else."
On second thought, it doesn't sound like such an interesting book. Maybe he should use some sort of Da Vinci Code angle. He should make it a mystery where you find out about the Jew conspiracy at the end. There are other codes in Da Vinci's paintings. Just look at the way Mona Lisa's hands are crossed. That means the Jews control Radio Shack. I'm not sure why it means that, though. I'll have to ask my goldfish. I'm sure he knows. Or maybe I should just get on the internet. If I Google "Da Vinci Jews," I'm sure something good will come up.
The internet is a great source for information on the Jews. I came across someone else on another site who made a comment about how the Rothschilds are worth $500 trillion. And he added, "That's a fact." Is that a fact? Does everyone and their goldfish know that one as well? Goldfish seem to have an obsession with the Jews.
How are the Rothschilds hiding $499+ trillion? Do they own real estate and loans under millions of fake identities? Maybe they put their assets under their goldfish's names. I know the goldfish are in on this conspiracy. Goldfish, Goldberg, Goldstein. That's no coincidence.
$500 trillion. And that's not including all of the world's other Jews. Like Sumner Redstone, head of media giant Viacom. He's probably worth a hundred trillion. And Bernie Schlomowitz. I don't even know who that is--but if he exists, he's probably worth a few trillion. He's in cahoots with the the Rothschilds.
I know some people who are only worth $500 million, or even $500,000. Why do people like that even exist? Why are they allowed to live? The hell with them. They're not even worth mentioning. Maybe they just exist for the sake of making money for the Rothschilds.
Anyways, the "Rothschilds are worth $500 trillion" comment continued by stating that Jews don't talk sports or shoot bucks. They just own all the teams. Hunting doesn't make them money.
I don't know about that one. I've heard some Jews talk sports before. I guess they were just discussing which teams they were interested in buying, or which players they wanted to acquire or represent. I mean, why else would a Jew mention anything sports related? Maybe we can get them to talk sports by putting Peyton Manning on a hundred dollar bill.
Although now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure I have heard some Jews talk sports before without a financial interest. In fact--believe it or not--I've even seen some Jews play sports. I'm not kidding you. Actual Jews. They picked up a ball, or put on sneakers, and did some actual running or throwing. Yeah. I saw that on National Geographic once. Have you seen that episode? [Narrator:] "Oh my goodness. This is a rarity. The Jew is now throwing a ball."
But getting back to the comment. It ended by telling us to wake up--or else we'll continue coming home from working, drinking our beer, turning on Jew owned FOX News, and believing everything they tell us, while the Jew laughs at us and steals our soul.
As a Jew, I found that extremely offensive. For the record, I don't steal souls. I acquire them. Legally. There's no stealing involved. I always go out of my way to make sure my soul acquisitions are legal. Even if I have to bribe some politicians in order to do so.
Yeah. Some people are convinced that Jews control almost everything. And some of them are white supremacists. And not the positive kind. They're not so eager to help Jews and blacks wash their cars.