Rodney Ohebsion


Islamic Fundamentalists & April Fool's Day

I'll bet Islamic fundamentalists have a lot of fun with April Fools' Day. It seems like a good fit for what they do. Like Mohamed calls his friend Ali at 6 AM on April 1 and he is like, "Ali , Ali, get up, get up, the Jews have attacked, the Jews have attacked. They have attacked Libya, Palestine, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia. World War III has begun get up put on your bomb and blow yourself up." And Ali is really excited right now he's been preparing for this his entire life, he's been waiting for this. He runs out with a bomb strapped to his chest and he is like, "Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah" boom and he blows himself up. Then Mohamed goes to his funeral the next day he walks up to his casket he points at it and goes, "April Fools! I got you, I got you, yes!" Now that's what I call an April Fools prank.