OPERATOR 911—what’s your emergency?
KEVIN My family disappeared, and I’ve been home alone for the last day.
OPERATOR How old are you?
KEVIN Eight.
OPERATOR What’s your name?
KEVIN Kevin McAllister.
OPERATOR: You’ve been home alone for a day?
KEVIN Yeah.
OPERATOR OK Kevin—I’ll have a couple of police officers come by and take care of everything. They should be there in about a minute.
The End
AIRLINE EMPLOYEE Are you this boy’s father?
MAN No.
KEVIN Whoops. That’s not my dad.
AIRLINE EMPLOYEE Do you see your father anywhere?
KEVIN No.
AIRLINE EMPLOYEE Are you sure you’re on the right flight? This plane is headed to New York.
KEVIN Yikes!
The End
MAN You’re not Kevin.
ALEX I know.
The End
MAN Wait. I’m confused. Are you Kevin?
KEVIN Yeah.
The End