Avatar (2009) $2.8 billion
Titanic (1997) $2.8 billion
Old and Long (1939) $2.8 billion
Hollywood Clichefest 5: The 3rd Remake Episode -2½ Part 7.5 Part 3 (2011) $2.8 billion
Star Wars Episode IV (1977) $2.8 billion
James Bond XXXIX: 627% Average Return on Investment (2018) $2.0 billion
Jaws Finds Nemo (and Eats Him) (1980) $1.9 billion
Nemoby Dick: The Reincarnation as a Whale (1981) $1.8 billion
Harry Potter (1776) $1.5 billion
The Lord of the Rings: Quality Engagement Rings at Everyday Low Prices (1812) $1.5 billion
Greese / Saturday Night Fever Doubleheader (1979) $1.5 billion
Jurassic Park (1993) $1.4 billion
E.T.: We're Not Sure What That Stands For (1982) $1.4 billion
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Episode I: Butch Cassidy (1998) $1.4 billion
The Sound of Music (1965) $1.3 billion
Music, No Sound (1966) $1.3 billion
Men in Black (1997) $1.2 billion
Independence Day (1996) $1.1 billion
Rosh Hashanah (3761 BCE) $1.1 billion
Pirates of the Public Pool (2009) $1 billion
Batman Meets Frankenstein (2008) $1 billion
Rambo Meets Rocky (2010) $1 billion
Superman, Spider-Man, Hulk, and the X Men File Taxes (2013) $1 billion
The Ghost Busters (1985) $1 billion
Pinocchio Plays Pocket Pool (a.k.a. Splinter) (1940) $1 billion
The Godfather IV: Everyone Dies (2009) $983 million
Pretty Woman II: Back to Hooking (1997) $970 million
101 Holes in My Underwear II: The $2 Tax Deduction (1996) $954 million
1 Dalmatian, $100 in Veterinarian Bills (1974) $942 million
Kramer vs. Kramer III: The Thrilla in Manila $925 million
Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kramer: A Triple Threat Match for the WWE Title (1999) $924 mil
Kramer vs. (Kramer vs. Kramer): The Real Life Kramer Sues the Makers of Kramer vs. Kramer (1992) $921 million
Kramer & Kramer vs. Johnson & Johnson (1995) $911 million
Lady vs. the Tramp (1990) $902 million
Home Alone VII: Kevin Joins the Wet Bandits (2005) $898 million
Home Alone VIII: A Stoned Kevin Protects His Home from Himself (2005) $898 million
The Sixth Sense Episode III: The Fifth Sense (2002) $802 million
The Seventh Sense: Cole Discovers That He Was Dead, and the Dead People Were Alive (2006) $801 million
Back to the Future IV: The Time Traveling Ron Popeil Rotisserie (1999) $801 million
Back to the Future V: The Doc Goes Back in Time and Prevents Himself from Inventing the Time Machine (2003) $800 million
Back to the Future VI: The Entire Back to the Future Series Disappears (2008) $800 million
Dances with Wolves (1990) $800 million
Defecates with Sheep (1990) $800 million
THe Da Vinci Code (2006) $780 million
The Transformers Transform into Non-Transformers (2008) $772 million
Indiana Jones and the 24 Pack of Tube Socks (2015) $759 million
The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus’s Lost Final Sermon Blaming the Jews (2006) $732 million
The Passion of the Christ 3: DeMille’s 10 Commandments Dubbed in Hebrew (3) $728 mil
The Passion of the Christ 4: Jesus Tells a Parable About Sumner Redstone (4014) $715 million
The Passion of the Christ 5: Jesus Comments on Circumcision and Kosher Laws $715 million
The Passion of the Christ 6: Jesus Teams Up With Danny Glover (4013) $718 million
Lethal Weapon 6: Jesus Teams Up With Danny Glover II: The Passion of the Christ 7 (4400) $714 million
Kiss My Grits VIII: The Waitrix (1999) $712 million
The Butler VII: Benson-Hur (1959) $704 million
Beverly Hills Cop (1984) $704 million
Singin’ in the Rain, Man (1988) $665 million
Bottom Shelf, Top Gun (1986) $650 million
Mission: Difficult (1996) $627 million
Mission: Easy (1998) $618 million
Dr. No (1962) $611 million
Chiropractor Maybe (1991) $608 million
Blazing Saddles II: Hot Asses (1974) $600 million
Fatal Attraction II: Dan Hooks Up with Another Psycho (1989) $600 million
Fatal Attraction III: Will This Asshole Ever Learn His Lesson? (1991) $590 million
Fatal Attraction IV: Apparently Not (1993) $583 million
Fatal Attraction V: Now He’s the Psycho, and He’s After Catherine Zeta Jones $583 million
Look Who’s Not Talking: Mark Fuhrman (1995) $580 million
Ball Three, Shrek Two (2001) $553 million
Gladiator (2000) $547 million
Meet the Parents, Fock the Sister (2005) $540 million
The Simpsons Movie (2007) $540 million
The Simpsons Movie II: We Want Another $10 (2012) $538 million
The Simpsons Movie III: We’re Not Done with You Yet (2018) $538 million
Terminator Episode I: Encouraging Sarah Connors’s Grandmother to Have an Abortion (2098) $538 million
Terminator Episode II: Poisoning John Connor’s Baby Bottle (0) $533 million
Terminator Episode V: Attempting to Terminate John Connor’s Will to Live by Sending a Sexy Female Cyborg to Win Over His Heart and Dump Him Just Seconds After He Proposes to Her (234 BC) $532 million
Terminator Episode VIII: 114 Minutes of Action with No Plot (2) $530 million
Terminator Episode IX: 114 Minutes of Credits with No Film (37,878) $530 million
Toy Story (1995) $530 million
Tolstoy Story (1997) $530 million
The Fugitive Episode –III: Gerard Plays an Intense Game of Tag (1999) $527 million
Ocean’s Three: Robbing the Cafeteria (1974) $501 million
Die Hard 10: McLane Runs Out of Lives (2024) $460 million
Die Hard 11: The Funeral (2026) $460 million
There’s Something About Mary (1998) $458 million
True Bull (1994) $458 million
My Small Thin Japanese Wedding (2005) $458 million
My Crappy Costly Divorce Trial (2008) $453 million
The Silence of Mary’s Little Lamb (1992) $448 million
Bruce Almighty II: God Reveals That He’s Obama’s Father $443 million
Bruce Alwhitey: The KKK Takes on God and Obama $441 million
Ernest vs. Pee-Wee (1994) $400 trillion
Pee-Wee vs. Ernest (1996) $393 trillion
Teenage Mutant Ninja Pastrami Sandwiches (2007) M789 billion
Weekend at Bernie’s III: The Resurrection (1997) M7.4 billion
Weekend at Bernie’s IV: Bernie’s Ashes (2000) M4.5 billion
Weekend at Bernie’s V: The Rehydration (2001) M1.8 billion
Weekend at Bernie’s VI: This One Has Nothing to Do With Bernie (2001) M1.6 billion
Weekend at Bernie’s VII: This One Has Nothing to Do With Parts I-VI (2001) M1.6 billion
American Pie Meets German Frankfurter (1999) M985million
Earth Girls Are Easy, Mars Girls Are Impossible (1988) M984million
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off II: Ferris Bueller’s Week Off (1988) €98 zillion
Ferris Bueller’s Week Off II: Ferris Bueller’s Year Off (1989) €93 zillion
Ferris Bueller’s Year Off II: Ferris Bueller’s Decade Off (1999) €75 zillion
Ferris Bueller’s Decade Off II: I Don’t Think This Guy is Ever Going to Get a Job (2009) 68 zillion
Larry the Cable Guy: First Man on Mars (2005) H45 billion
Halo Dolly, Goodbye Devil (1974) H39 billion
The Ice Machine (1973) $73 trillion
Jasper: The Unfriendly White Supremacist (2009) $1 billion
Cheech and Chong Get High (1984) 72 Miles
Cheech and Chong Get Rich—And Then Get High (1987) 64 Miles
Cheech and Chong Meet Snoop and Willie—And Then Get High (1997) 58 Miles
Cheech and Chong Get Low—And Then Get High (2005) 50 Miles
Cheech and Chong Get High—And Then Get High Again (1992) 53 Miles
Cheech and Chong Get High—And Then Get Higher (1992) 52 Miles
We Lost Count of How Many Times Cheech and Chong Got High (1999) 47 Miles
V is for Vomit (2001) Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww
Don’t Mention My Yeast Infection (1947) Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewww
The Diarrhea Diaries (1994) Eeeeeeeeeeewww
2 Grandmas, 1 Cup (2007) Eeeeeeeewww
The Enema (1999) -$32 million
The Enema II (2004) -$14 million
Takin’ Out the Trash—Literally (1988) $0.001/1000
Titanic 2 (1999) $0.03
Manure Man (2009) $0.16
Waterworld II: The Overflowing Toilet (2004) $1.47
Wash, Rinse, and Repeat (1984) $2.74
The Fast and the Furious 97: It Made Money the First 96 Times—Why Not Try for 97? (2089) $7.54
The Fast and the Furious 98: We Made This One Before Part 97 Was Released (2090) $8.12
The Fast and the Furious 99: This One’s More Like Part 1—We’re Pretty Sure it’s Going to Make Money (2094) $8.78
The Fast and the Feast (a.k.a. Yom Kippur) (2097) $11.45
The Feast and the Festival (a.k.a. Purim) (2099) $14.89