Rodney Ohebsion

Glenn Beck and the NRA

I'm on Glenn Beck's email list, and he recently sent me something about a discounted NRA membership for $20 a year. Glenn Beck, a discount, and the NRA. That sounds like quite a combination.

The email mentioned how the NRA offers insurance both for your guns and you. That sounds good. I'll get insurance for both my guns and my actual self. It's nice when you can insure both your guns and yourself simultaneously. Can I also get insurance for my bullets? I'll have to ask the NRA. Those are the three major types of insurance. Guns, self, and bullets. In that order. Actually, self and bullets are in a two way tie for second.

The email also mentioned a complimentary subscription to NRA's Obama Alert 2012 E-letter. That actually isn't a good combination. Well, the NRA and Obama alerts are. But I don't know about the e-letter part. That's sounds like an enivronmentalist thing. I want a printed newsletter. Glenn--you had me sold until the e-letter part. And now that I think about it, I'm against insurance, too. Insurance is a step away from communism.

Glenn Beck is an environmentalist and a communist. I should tell him to take me off of his mailing list. I'm not going to email him, though, I'm going to send him a printed letter.