I am Genghis Khan, Emperor of the universe. Well, pretty much the universe. I run about half the world.
42%. I run 42% of the world. That's pretty good.
Anyways, welcome to another fireside chat. I didn't do it in front of an actual fireplace, because the smoke bothers my lungs. But it really doesn't matter, because this isn't a video.
OK. Let's see. What's on tap?
I'm going to start a military campaign. We're going to go into Thailand and take over. I know a lot of you must just be thinking, "Another military campaign? What else is new? What's the point? You already own 42% of world. Why conquer another country?"
But I just I want it. I have to have Thailand. I was at a party a few days ago, and someone said something about China. And then of course, I said, "Oh--China? I own it. You know. I run the place." And everyone was really, really impressed. But then five minutes later, someone mentioned Thailand. And of course, everyone turned to me, epxecting to hear, "Oh--Thailand. I own that, too." And I couldn't say it. It was really embarrassing. I'm Emperor of the World, and I don't own Thailand.
So we're going to go there and take over. I hate Thai people! We're going to destroy them!
You know, to be honest, I really don't know anything about Thai people. They could be up nicest people in the world. But you have to be a little angry in this industry. It helps if you hate your opponents.
Although I wouldn't really recommend going into this business. I wouldn't recommend trying to become ruler of the world. Because for starters, I'll probably kill you. There's a pretty good chance I will. And you're better off just trying to become a doctor or lawyer or something like that.
OK. That about does it. Once again, this is Genghis Khan, reminding you not spray or neuter your pets. Or horses. Especially your horses. We need more of them if we're going ot invade Thailand. So just encourage your horses to have sex. OK.