Every time we call Muslims terrorists, the price of gas down a cent per gallon. And every time a liberal defends the Muslim world, it goes up a cent per gallon.
I don't even bother buying gas and filling up my tank anymore. I just go through a phone book, call up random people named Muhammad, and let them know they're terrorists. That's all we need to do. We don't even have to bother drilling for oil around here. But we should do it, anyways.