Our new flag (if it were up to me): "The Atheist-Islamic Republic of America." (I eliminated the star representing Texas. But don't worry--there are still 50 stars total.)
This book should be added to the Constitution.
The Fox News studio should be converted to a marijuana plantation. And Glenn Beck should be a slave there. Along with all other conservatives.
The deeper he inhales, the better our economy becomes.
A group of "Ground Zero Mosque" Protesters. I protested their protest as well as the "Ground Zero Mosque."
I wish more Americans were like Louis Farrakhan
Don't leave your parrot around this guy.
Join my quest to get I Love Lucy remade.
One of the many people I've managed to reform.
The public has the worst taste in movies. Except for critics. Critics are even worse than the public.
People are tasteless. And movie critics are like the devil. Only the devil doesn't exist. But if he did exist, he'd be a movie critic. Roger Ebert is the closest thing we have to the Devil.
Copyright 2011 Rodney Ohebsion