ARI Lloyd--you're gay and Asian
LLOYD Yeah--I know Ari
ARI That's fucking hilarious! How can you not find that funy?
LLOYD I don't know, Ari.
ARI Lloyd--pick up the fucking phone.
LLOYD It's not ringing.
ARI The phone, Lloyd! The phone!
Rodney Ohebsion walks in.
RODNEY Well--if it isn't my son of a bitch leech agent Ari Gold.
ARI Rodney Ohebsion. Always a pleasure to see my favorite client and America's favorite actor. What can I do for you?
RODNEY Well, you can start by having your gay Asian assistant get me a drink. By the way, I'm not homophobic. Or Asiaphobic.
ARI Lloyd. Get Mr. Ohebsion a...
RODNEY Large acai juice. I want the ice cubes to be made out of acai juice, too. You better start freezing some acai juice right now--otherwise I'm getting a new agent.
ARI You heard the man, Lloyd. Start freezing some acai juice.
RODNEY Quit talking to your assistant, Ari. I'm not here for him. I'm here for me.
ARI I'm here for you, too. We're all here for you. Now what can I do for you? Your wish is my command.
RODNEY Get me on the Red Skelton Show.
ARI Um... it was cancelled.
RODNEY I don't give a fuck it it was cancelled. I want the Red Skelton Show. And where the fuck is Lloyd with my acai juice?
ARI Lloyd--get over here.
LLOYD What is it, Ari?
ARI Where's Mr. Ohebsion's acai juice?
LLOYD It takes a long time to make ice.
ARI Listen. This is the Ari Gold Agency. If our clients want acai juice ice, we give it to them the instant they finish ordering it.
RODNEY You know what? I'm a nice guy--so I'll tolerate your bullshit. Just give me the acai juice with normal ice. But the next time I come here, there better be a freezer full of acai juice ice cubes waiting for me.
ARI There will be. We'll have an acai juice ice sculpture.
RODNEY I didn't ask for an ice sculpture. You know what? You're fired, Ari.