Rodney Ohebsion: Liberal Hero

Enemies List


I'm a Real American

There are plenty of lunatic conservatives on the internet--and this guy makes most of them look normal. He worships Richard Nixon, wants us to liberate Northern Europe (from Northern Europeans), and thinks guns and Jesus are the ultimate combination.


Drinking with Bob

Bob is so fucking insane that even FOX News won't give him a show. Glenn Beck belongs in a straight jacket--but Bob belongs in a straight planet. Mention Barack Obama, Mexican immigrants, or Nancy Pelosi, and he'll unleash a psychotic rant that'll make John McEnroe look like Calvin Coolidge on qualudes. Bob is about as disturbed as Rambo--and every time I see him, I thank Nature that Rambo doesn't have a YouTube account, too.


Shelley the Republican (Shelley N. Goodman), Charles Roast, & Jimmy Goddard

Shelley and her sidekicks have absolutely no concept of tolerance--just like 90% of conservatives. If you disagree with them, you're on God's Hitlist--and if you die, it means God won.

Shelley is so fucking insane that she thinks US consumers should have the power to reward and punish children working overseas, in order to make sure they produce quality products.

Jimmy will try to convince you that America's history of slavery is merely a liberal myth.

And Charles wants to shut down the entire internet.


Richard Nixon

I like the fact that he had an enemies list--but I don't like the fact that he wasn't on it. Nixon's idea of a relaxing evening involved framing a few Democrats of murder, declaring war on sunlight, and calling a bag of pretzels a communist. His wardrobe consisted of nothing but suits and ties--even when he was a three year old. And I'm pretty sure he tried to attack Mexico.


Resisting the Green Dragon

All conservatives are ridiculous--but they come in different flavors. Like Tyrannical Texan (George W. Bush), Insanely Innappropriate (Rush Limbaugh), This Guy Can't Be Serious (Glenn Beck)--and in the case of Resisting the Green Dragon members, Human Pollution.


Google

Google is one of the most racist organizations in the world. Just take a look at their homepage

google homepage

It's 97% white, 1.7% blue, 0.4% red, 0.4% grey, 0.2% green, 0.2% yellow, and 0.1% black.

They put blue ahead of black! There's no such thing as blue people, but Google prefers them to blacks. And why the hell are they calling Asians yellow and Native Americans red?


Best Buy

They have no right to check my receipt. And George Bush had no right to tap my phones. And airports have no right to check my bags.


Airports and Commercial Airplanes


This Lunatic


AdBlock

I refuse to use AdBlock. And here's why.


Two and a Half Men

Arrested Development is a lot like Jesus--right down to the three season run and cancellation by the Jews. Two and a Half Men, on the other hand, is Satan.


People Who Don't Like What I Like

What the hell is wrong with them?


Conservative Cave

This place makes YouTube look like a land of tolerance. I tried leading some people there to a land of non-dairy milk and honey-free honey, and they ended up banning me.


Jackie Mason

I loved Jackie Mason when he was making fun of Reagan (I was four years old at the time--but even then, I knew conservatives were bastards)--but now he's nothing but a deluded, psychotic piece of shit. He hates Jimmy Carter, he prefers Sarah Palin to Barack Obama, and he's blaming Obama for Bush's mess. Oh--and he loves Israel.

It's a good thing I'm not an anti-Semite--because if I were, I'd be calling Jackie a no good Jew bastard.


All Conservatives

Especially Glenn Beck. Fuck Glenn Beck.


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