Have you ever wondered why they never show Looney Tunes on TV anymore? Because the liberal media got rid of it.
Richard Nixon loved Looney Tunes. When he wasn't watching FOX News or Rambo, he was usually watching Looney Tunes.
Real Americans love Looney Tunes. Sesame Street is for communists. And that garbage is not educational. Have you ever watched it? Watch an abomination known as Elmo's Song. Millions of kids are watching that liberal crap right now. How the hell is that educational? Half of the lyrics are la-la-la-la.
Do you know how much Nixon learned from the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote? Do you know how much he learned from Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny, and Daffy Duck? Do you know how much he learned from Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn, and the Tasmanian Devil?
If it weren't for Looney Tunes, Vietnam and Northern Europe would be running the world right now.
Every time your kid watches Elmo, Ho Chih Minh and 100 million Northern Europeans score a victory. Every time your kid watches Yosemite Sam shooting at someone--preferably a Northern European--America wins.
Elmo is a liberal piece of garbage. Nixon would torture him right after Matt Damon. In fact, he'd start with Elmo. Elmo doesn't just know where bin Laden is--he's working with him.