Elections are bullshit. I was interested in the 2012 election for about 3 weeks. Then I figured out what elections really are. Here's what one comes down to. Which bullshitter do you want? Which bullshitter are we going to see on TV for another four years? That's an election. "Here are some bullshitters. Choose one."
I don't care. I'm not even going to watch the Bullshitter-in-Chief Show. Regardless of who wins. I'm going to watch Looney Tunes. It doesn't matter who you put in office. It's four more years of Looney Tunes for me. I guess that makes me a Taoist. I'm not a Republican or a Democrat. I'm a Taoist. The Taoist party doesn't vote. It just ignores the White House and watches Looney Tunes.
I will admit, I've already seen a few episodes of the America's Top Bullshitter. You guys know them as political debates. They're a little insane if you ask me. The participants aren't allowed to really do much thinking. They have to bullshit us on something without thinking. I think we're just testing politicians to see if they immediately bullshit us no matter what we ask them. That's essentially what a political debate does. That's what politians train for. Their advisor or campaign manager is like the trainer in Rocky. Only they train politicians to bullshit on any topic within a second. Just imagine someone like that preparing a politician for a debate. "Come on, Newt! I want you to eat facts and crap lies."