We Need More Drug Testing

I'm very concerned about the lack of drug testing in this country. People are actually getting government jobs and driving around town without taking so much as a singe drug test--and all of this has to stop immediately.

We should all be forced to take drug tests at least once every day--and anyone who tests negative for marijuana should be thrown in jail.

There is no excuse for not using marijuana. None! Thanks to the internet, everyone knows about the benefits of marijuana. Everyone knows that it's the greatest substance ever.

Marijuana makes you a more peaceful, pleasant, tolerant, and enlightened person--and anyone who doesn't use it should be locked up for at least a year.