Rodney Ohebsion: Liberal Hero

Drinking with Bob: The Internet's Biggest Asshole

I come across a lot of assholes on the internet--but there's one low life piece of shit who stands out among all e-assholes: a lunatic by the name of Bob Thompson a.k.a. Drinking with Bob. He's like the absolute worst of a conservative, libertarian, and a know-it-all on $43,000 worth of stimulants.

This is one of Bob's typical videos:

I'm not kidding you. That wasn't a once-in-a-blue-moon I-lost-my-fucking-mind explosion. That was everyday Bob. He's just as insane in his 13,552 other videos

Screenshots from 25 Drinking with Bob videos

Even George W. Bush looks charming every once in a while--but Bob always looks like a complete piece of shit.

And being that almost everyone in the country is also fucking nuts, Bob has plenty of fans and followers, and will almost certainly wind up with a show on FOX News.

Just look at some of the assholes who support him:

Even the people who disagree with him are usually fucking lunatics:

I'm not even sure Bob is a bona fide human. He's more like a comic book villain: the product of a Bush family member, the Tasmanian Devil, and some radioactive ooze in the sewers beneath a FOX News studio.

A Drinking with Bob version of the TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NES Video Game

I'm normally not a fan of putting people in prison, but I'll make an exception in this case: Bob Thompson and all of his fans should be serving life sentences at San Quentin. And in order to reform them, we should send Joy Behar, Rosie O'Donnell, Whoopi Goldberg, and Al Franken down there to set those bastards straight. I want to see the Liberal View featuring Al Franken every morning on TV, preaching the liberal Gospel to a bunch of Drinking with Bob followers in straight jackets.

And although I'm normally not a fan of slavery, I'll make an exception in the case as well: we should pass a 28th amendment that alters the 13th one and allows the enslavement of Bob Thompson.

Bob should be my personal slave. Barking orders at him all day would be like Atheist Heaven on earth for me.

"What's next?! I'll tell you what's next! Make me a tofu sandwich."

You know what? We should enslave all conservatives. Every single one of them. Obama should get Sarah Palin, Nancy Pelosi should get Glenn Beck, and Richard Dawkins should get the Pope.

Copyright 2010 Rodney Ohebsion