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Drinking with Bob: The Internet's Biggest Asshole

A Drinking with Bob version of the TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NES Video Game

I come across a lot of anti-liberal lunatics on the internet--but to their credit, most of them are only 99% inssne. There is one, however, who is clearly at 100%: Drinking with Bob. He's posted over 9,500 videos on YouTube, and this pretty much sums them all up:

Screenshots from 25 Drinking with Bob videos

Bob is the kind of guy whose volume correlates with his stupidity 100%. The louder his voice becomes, the dumber his message is. And keep in mind that Bob is almost always the loudest person in the world--which means he's almost always the dumbest person in the world.

Believe it or not, there are some people out there who support Bob. And they're just as crazy as he is.

Even the people who disagree with Bob are usually lunatics:

I think we need to pass a Constitutional amendment that makes Bob my slave. Don't get me wrong. I'm ordinarily against slavery. But we have to make a few exceptions. The US government should make Bob a slave, and give me a plantation to put him on. What's next, Bobby? I'll tell you what's next. Go out on my plantation and plant some sorghum. It's sorghum season, and I own you.