Customize your Desktop Computer
(Don’t get too excited. That only includes the air inside of the computer.)
Imaginary $52
Actual – Styrofoam $321
Actual – Plastic $756
Hand Crank $27
Ben Franklin’s Kite $1,145
Nuclear Reactor $32 million
Straw $2
Ice Cube Holder $45
Iceman $38 million
Antarctica $87 quadrillion
No thanks $24
Yes $400
Basic (Doesn’t Include Anything) $45
Deluxe (A Calculator Missing the 4 and 7 Buttons) $345
Mystery Package (3 Randomly Selected Programs) $475
I’d prefer to live dangerously $45
McI’masissee $173
No $98
Maybe $174
Yes $375
Basic (We won’t do anything for you) $45
Standard (We’ll let you call us with questions on February 29th) $445
Deluxe (Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Albert Einstein will follow you at all times in case anything goes wrong) $17 billion
I can remember everything myself $75
5 GB $325
20GB $1252
(Please keep in mind that the computer needs at least 37 GB just to turn on)
I’d prefer to just visualize everything in my head $52
Paper and Pen $172
37 mile Megamegamegatron $1 quadrillion
Two Button Binary Code $11
Deluxe $195 + $2/key + another $2/key
I’ll catch my own $23
Standard $76
Eyeball tracking lasers $1.2 million
Manual (Paper and Pen) $172
Dot Matrix $1,121
Tomatoes $27
Pickles $54
Salt $18
Oil $108/barrel
Sub-total - $22,586.52
Shipping & Handling - $10,125.25
State Tax - $7,123.25
Bill Gates Tax - $15,142.25
Our Own Tax - $12,242.90
Misc. - $98,456.25
Gratuity - $78,450.07
Total Price - $973,125.25
Double or Nothing? - Yes
You Lost - $1,946,250.50
Finance this purchase for as little as $0.01/century (if you pay $1,946,250.49 down and sign over your soul) and as much as $1.82/millisecond