1. They’re assholes
2. They’re perverts
3. They’re slobs
Maybe—but probably not.
No.
Who cares? We’re the ones with vaginas. It’s all about what we want.
The fact that you’re reading this is a clear sign he won’t commit.
Ughhh!—I can’t believe you’re even reading this! You know exactly what to do: file a report and stay away from him!
What? You’re sure it was a one time thing? Well, I’m sure your deludes ass is going to get kicked again.
Q: You think you’re hot stuff, don’t you?
A: Uh… well, no.
Q: I’ll bet those breasts aren’t real.
A: That’s really none of your business.
Q: You’re fat.
A: I’m a size 6!