1. They’re assholes
2. They’re perverts
3. They’re slobs
Maybe—but probably not.
Who cares? We’re the ones with vaginas. It’s all about what we want.
The fact that you’re reading this is a clear sign he won’t commit.
Ughhh!—I can’t believe you’re even reading this! You know exactly what to do: file a report and stay away from him!
What? You’re sure it was a one time thing? Well, I’m sure your deludes ass is going to get kicked again.
Q: You think you’re hot stuff, don’t you?
A: Uh… well, no.
Q: I’ll bet those breasts aren’t real.
A: That’s really none of your business.
Q: You’re fat.
A: I’m a size 6!