Rodney Ohebsion

Cosmopolitan Magazine

3 Things You Need to Know About Men

1. They’re assholes

2. They’re perverts

3. They’re slobs

Can Your Man Change?

No.

What Men Really Want

Who cares? We’re the ones with vaginas. It’s all about what we want.

Celebrity Interview

Q: You think you’re hot stuff, don’t you?

A: Uh… well, no.

Q: I’ll bet those breasts aren’t real.

A: That’s really none of your business.

Q: You’re fat.

A: I’m a size 6!