Rodney Ohebsion

Cosmopolitan Magazine

3 Things You Need to Know About Men

1. They’re assholes

2. They’re perverts

3. They’re slobs

Does Your Man Deserve You?

Maybe—but probably not.

Can Your Man Change?


What Men Really Want

Who cares? We’re the ones with vaginas. It’s all about what we want.

Getting a Guy to Commit

The fact that you’re reading this is a clear sign he won’t commit.

Celebrity Interview

Q: You think you’re hot stuff, don’t you?

A: Uh… well, no.

Q: I’ll bet those breasts aren’t real.

A: That’s really none of your business.

Q: You’re fat.

A: I’m a size 6!