1 foot = 10 toes
1 yard = 1.01 Canadian yards
1 pound = 16 schillings
1 liter = I’m not sure about that one. I’ll have to look it up
1 wife = 3 demanding girlfriends
1 shot = 1 beer
5 shots = 1 drunk asshole
15 shots = 1 unconscious asshole
1 US dollar = 0.27 after tax US dollars