Cigarettes don't cause lung cancer. Coal mining doesn't cause lung cancer.
Anyone who says otherwise is a lying or deluded liberal.
Any time a Republican is elected President, cigarette smoking increases, coal mining increases, and lung cancer decreases.
I know a sixty year old guy who has done hardly anything but smoke cigarettes and mine for coal since he was three years old, and he has the cleanest lungs in the world.
When Richard Nixon was President, half of the country smoked cigarettes and mined for coal day and night, and no one had lung cancer.
If Michelle Obama really cares about our children, she should add a coal mine and tobacco farm to every school in the country.
But Michelle Obama is a liberal. Liberals hate children. They only care about themselves.
Richard Nixon cared about everyone--even liberals and Muslims. Even Northern European Muslim liberals. Whenever he choked them to death, he recited the Lord's Prayer and the Preamble to the Constitution.