Europeans are the scum of the earth (--especially Northern Europeans). Middle Easterners and Africans are completely insane. Australians and Canadians are basically a bunch of Europeans. And Hispanics are marijuana smokers who want to live off of our government.
Chinamen and Japanmen, however, are OK. They are--by far and away--my favorite non-American people.
The average Chinaman or Japanman works 18 hours a day, 7 days a week. Europeans take 18 hour lunch breaks. And Northern Europeans take lunch breaks while they're on their lunch breaks.
Chinamen and Japanmen protect the environment by releasing greenhouse gasses. Europeans, on the other hand, are into alternative energy. Because they hate God. Like Al Gore.
In Japan and China, people are religious. They have Christianity, Shintoism, Buddhism, Taoism, Confucianism, and hundreds of New Japanese Religions. Most Japanese politicians think they're Jesus. And even the atheists over there are religious. They're not atheists in the European/Canadian/Australian/Liberal American sense. Chinese and Japanese atheists live religious lives. They don't believe in mere science, a randomly generated first cause, a meaningless, pointless universe, and absurd liberal films like Donnie Darko and Mullholand Drive.
Liberal atheists attempt to find meaning in life by complaining about ridiculous things, being shameless hypocrites, hating God, and doing whatever Matt Damon tells them to do. They're the most conceited, most corrupt, and least charitable people on the planet.
Chinese and Japanese atheists don't fill up the void in their lives with ridiculous protests and liberal whining. They use An Inconvenient Truth. DVDs as skeet shooting targets. And they consider Matt Damon the antichrist.
Richard Dawkins is a piece of garbage. To Europeans, Canadians, Australians, and liberal Americans, he is a hero. In China and Japan, he's a son of a bitch.
Michael Moore is a famous liberal complainer. In China and Japan, he'd be employed as a Jeet Kun Do punching bag.
David Hume was a lowlife atheist. In China and Japan, they put his books right next to Michael Moore's: next to a bullet moving at 700 miles per hour.
All Japanmen have a strong sense of honor--including the atheists. The Japanese equivalent of Richard Dawkins has killed over 1000 sushi chefs for not making his fish raw enough. Japanmen eat sushi because they're into raw fish. Liberals eat sushi because they're a bunch of no good liberals.
After giving Seattle to Israel, we should give San Francisco to China and Japan.