Back in the old days (around, oh, 2009), a couple of sex crazed divorced men living in the same apartment building both became obsessed with their neighbor—a smoking hot woman by the name of Gwendolyn, who was married to a much older man named January. Gwendolyn, however, was hot for another man in the building—a college student named Ike who was working for her husband. And Ike was living with his longtime girlfriend Custance —who was attempting to convert him from Judaism to Christianty— but he was secretly in love with Gwendolyn, as well as a classmate of his named Jenny.
You got that? OK—now forget all of it, because those characters have absolutely nothing to do with this story.
Except for Jenny.
Jenny was seeing a drinking, gambling, nudist named Tony, who made millions off of a website known as whatwomenreallywant.com during the internet boom, lost most of his money betting on John Kerry to win the 2004 election, and then used the rest of his money to buy back his website and start a small time motel. Jenny was also cheating on Tony with a liquor store owner named Chuck, who, interestingly enough (and if you don’t think it’s interesting enough, go f--k yourself), was married to Tony’s high school sweatheart, who, believe it or not, was also named Jenny. And Tony was cheating on Jenny with Jenny’s college professor, who also happened to be named Jenny.
Oh—and did I forget to mention that the first Jenny was also having another affair with a woman named Toni?
Now, everything seemed to be going along smoothly until Tony ran into his high school sweatheart Jenny at a coffee shop, and they instantly fell for each other again and arranged a meeting at a local motel.
You know what? I’m getting sick of this story. Let’s just move on to* another one—one about a man who suspects his wife is sleeping with someone else. One day, he put on a disguise, borrowed a friend’s car, and followed her around for a few hours—to