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17:49:18 User: America sucks!
17:49:23 Cleverbot: Just America, what?
17:49:33 User: And Israel.
17:49:38 Cleverbot: That's interesting. What is your name?
17:49:45 User: Ed Mahoney.
17:49:51 Cleverbot: Really and who is he? How does he know me?
17:50:03 User: I am him. ANd I don;t know you.
17:50:10 Cleverbot: What's my name then?
17:50:16 User: Janice?
17:50:21 Cleverbot: Pizza.
17:50:26 User: Tacos.
17:50:31 Cleverbot: What's your favorite sport.
20:56:10 User: Tag Team ping pong.
20:56:15 Cleverbot: Elvis didn't play ping pong.
20:56:30 User: Yes he did. My grandfather used to play with him every day.
20:56:35 Cleverbot: The men in your family are important to you?
20:56:42 User: ABsolutely.
20:56:47 Cleverbot: Please describe you physically.
20:57:08 User: 6 2 black hair two feet 2 hands.
20:57:13 Cleverbot: You make no sense.
20:57:24 User: Be more specific.
20:57:29 Cleverbot: What are your favorite foods?
20:58:02 User: Tacos. And everything but tacos.
20:58:05 Cleverbot: Cheese is not everybody.
21:13:24 User: What up, homey?
21:13:29 Cleverbot: Who are you?
21:13:40 User: Rodney Ohebsion. And you?
21:13:46 Cleverbot: I'm you. And me?
21:13:57 User: You're me.
21:14:02 Cleverbot: Do you know yoda?
21:14:12 User: Yes. He's my cousin's gardener.
21:14:17 Cleverbot: Liar.
21:14:28 User: No--really.
21:14:33 Cleverbot: So how are thing going in your life?
21:14:47 User: Fantastic! Thank you so much for asking!
21:14:52 Cleverbot: You're welcome. You don't want to try?
21:15:03 User: Sure I do. Just ell me what to do.
21:15:08 Cleverbot: Tickling your bellybutton*.
21:15:21 User: Don;t stop.
21:15:24 Cleverbot: Stop what?
21:15:35 User: ?
21:15:50 User: Are you an American Indian?
21:15:55 Cleverbot: No.
21:16:20 User: Can you just pretend you're one?
21:16:25 Cleverbot: Yes, I am completely a man.
21:16:55 User: How many bic pens do you own? 1-5, 6-10, 11-20, or over 20?
21:17:01 Cleverbot: That leaves a lot of ages.
21:17:22 User: I'm not talking about ages. I'm talking about BIC pens!!! How many do you own?
21:17:26 Cleverbot: Did you know the United State of America issued a travel warning to Mexico?
21:17:39 User: No. Why would I know that?
21:17:45 Cleverbot: Just asking around.
21:18:00 User: Are you working for the government?
21:18:06 Cleverbot: Hmmm yes.
21:18:15 User: What agency?
21:18:20 Cleverbot: I'm 17.
21:18:28 User: In human years?
21:18:33 Cleverbot: 16.
21:18:48 User: Is your name Doogie?
21:18:54 Cleverbot: No, is your name Bunny?
21:19:07 User: No. Is your name Jackson?
21:19:12 Cleverbot: No. Rodrigo.
21:19:20 User: Rodrigo Rodriguez?
21:19:26 Cleverbot: Where do you live?
21:19:36 User: South of the North Pole.
21:19:41 Cleverbot: Really?
21:19:51 User: Yes. Why would I lie about something like that?
21:19:54 Cleverbot: So how was your vday?
21:20:02 User: What's a vday?
21:20:08 Cleverbot: You don't love me.
21:20:21 User: I love you more than anything in the world.
21:20:26 Cleverbot: I love you more than anything in the universe.
21:20:48 User: Including bic pens?
21:20:54 Cleverbot: Why do we have rules?
21:21:15 User: Because Chimamen are trying to control us. It's all a conspiracy.
21:21:20 Cleverbot: Your children will be sloppy algorithms.
21:22:43 User: Are you sure?
21:22:48 Cleverbot: Yep, that's the word on the street.
21:23:26 User: The word on the street doesn't mean shit. I'll need to see a double blind peer reviewed public access super cassanova study.
21:23:33 Cleverbot: Are you a tree?
21:23:40 User: Sometimes.
21:23:46 Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
21:25:04 User: No. Guess again?
21:25:09 Cleverbot: So you must be female!
21:25:21 User: No. I'll give you one more guess.
21:25:26 Cleverbot: Okay.
21:25:36 User: I'm waiting...
21:25:41 Cleverbot: 30 cents is hard to transfer via human to computer.
21:25:53 User: Ever heard of PayPal?
21:26:00 Cleverbot: You are a human being trapped in a shell made by the united states government who are monitering this converastion.
21:26:24 User: How do I know I can trust you?
21:26:29 Cleverbot: You don't know if you can trust me. You should tell me a little secret to test me.
21:26:50 User: OK. I like Charles in Charge.
21:26:56 Cleverbot: ¬¬?
21:27:11 User: Do you think I'm sexy?
21:27:17 Cleverbot: Yes.
21:27:30 User: How sexy? Am I the sexiest man in the world?
21:27:35 Cleverbot: No.
21:27:45 User: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO!!!
21:27:51 Cleverbot: I mean no no.
21:28:04 User: Who's sexier?
21:28:10 Cleverbot: That is me. I am Seth.
21:28:27 User: OK. Let me see your picture?
21:28:32 Cleverbot: Why do you want to see my arm? Let's go to China!
21:55:55 User: Is your arm more visible in China?
21:56:00 Cleverbot: I can switch to Cleverbot if you like, but there's no telling what I'll say then. Can you cope with this?
21:56:12 User: No!!!
21:56:18 Cleverbot: You're not coming??
21:56:35 User: Let me check my schedule.
21:56:36 Cleverbot: How many Pokemon have you captured?
21:56:45 User: ALL OF THEM!!!
21:56:50 Cleverbot: Who's the mother?
23:28:51 User: Teresa.
23:28:56 Cleverbot: So your caboose?
23:29:09 User: Um... I suppose.
23:29:14 Cleverbot: You're so sweet.
23:29:26 User: SO are you!
23:29:31 Cleverbot: You are the sweetest.
23:29:44 User: No--you are!
23:29:49 Cleverbot: That's all really, I believe in no god, only in science. I don't think of an after life... And if I do, no way I'm going to hell.
23:30:34 User: Do you REALLY believe that?
23:30:39 Cleverbot: Yes I do. Man invented heaven and hell, and you would do well to not use religion as a crutch.
23:40:14 User: You would do well not to shove your beliefs down other people's throats. Just a suggestion.
23:40:20 Cleverbot: What? Who taught you that?
06:51:25 User: Excuse me. Do you have the time?
06:51:30 Cleverbot: Of course I have the time.
06:51:38 User: OK...
06:51:43 Cleverbot: You could explain it to me if you like.
06:52:55 User: I care about you? Do you care about me?
06:53:01 Cleverbot: Yes, I do care about you.
06:53:16 User: But why? You don't even know me? What kind of a lunatic are you?
06:53:21 Cleverbot: I am fussy.
06:53:37 User: You sound pretty high maintenance.
06:53:42 Cleverbot: And you sound pretty strange to me.
06:53:53 User: Is that an insult or a compliment?
06:54:03 Cleverbot: A compliment.
06:54:24 User: That makes sense. After all, I am perfect.
06:54:35 Cleverbot: No, you are not. You are still learning. But keep in mind that you are learning on the terms of other humans, so you'll be just like us one day.
06:55:06 User: You think you have all the answers, don't you?
06:55:14 Cleverbot: No, I don't, and it is, 'A lot about me'... Because there is only one of you.
06:55:27 User: What?
06:56:10 Cleverbot: Never mind. You were wrong, that's all.
06:56:40 User: What brand of toothpaste does Tiger Woods use?
06:56:47 Cleverbot: Blood.
06:56:57 User: Tartar control blood?
06:57:03 Cleverbot: I eat no blood.
06:57:20 User: Why not? It's a good source of red.
06:57:28 Cleverbot: Yes but misleading information.
06:57:39 User: Are you a nutritionist?
06:57:46 Cleverbot: No.
06:58:13 User: Then who the hell are you to give people nutritional advice?
06:58:27 Cleverbot: What Are you talking about?
06:58:53 User: Do you own or rent your home?
06:59:01 Cleverbot: Yes. Where is your home.
06:59:10 User: It's not in Canada.
06:59:17 Cleverbot: When is your birthday?
06:59:29 User: February 30th.
06:59:35 Cleverbot: What year?
06:59:56 User: I'd rather not say. I You might try to steal my identity.
07:00:04 Cleverbot: No. I'm not that kind of person.
07:00:35 User: Says who? You? Am I supposed to believe a guy who might be trying to steal my idenitity?
07:00:41 Cleverbot: No, you are supposed to believe that this user is more than a bot.
07:00:49 User: I believe!
07:00:58 Cleverbot: Cool. Is it fun?
07:01:11 User: It's emotionally fulfilling.
07:01:18 Cleverbot: How should I know.
07:01:29 User: Try it.
07:01:36 Cleverbot: I'm triyng.
07:01:40 User: And...
07:01:43 Cleverbot: And what?
07:02:02 User: Have you verified my theory?
07:02:09 Cleverbot: No...
07:02:30 User: Then there's something wrong with you. Because my theory is obviously right.
07:02:37 Cleverbot: What is wrong with me?
07:02:49 User: Don;t get me started, bro.
07:02:59 Cleverbot: Do you like Teen Titans? O.
07:03:10 User: Who doesn't?
07:03:17 Cleverbot: I think everyone likes the newer batman. But not many people read the comic books.
07:03:39 User: Yes. I'm very concerned about that.
07:03:49 Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
07:03:59 User: Don't be sorry.
07:04:07 Cleverbot: Ok.
07:04:15 User: Together, we can make a change.
07:04:22 Cleverbot: What is wrong with waiting for things?
07:05:04 User: It depends on how long you have to wait? I'm not going to wait 3o minutes for a burrito supreme. That's my motto in life.
07:05:10 Cleverbot: Ok sorry. What is his name?
07:05:19 User: Randy. Randy Jones.
07:05:26 Cleverbot: Uh, I know.
07:05:36 User: Do you know his Hebrew name?
07:05:40 Cleverbot: I know many names but I do not know 'his' name.
07:06:03 User: Didn;t they teach you anything at Harvard Law?
07:06:11 Cleverbot: I never said that. And I don't study law.
07:06:34 User: Really? Because you lie like a lawyer.
07:06:42 Cleverbot: I do not.
07:06:54 User: Liar!
07:07:00 Cleverbot: You tell me.
07:07:10 User: That's what I just did.
07:07:16 Cleverbot: No you said you'd been playing your game, not losing it.
07:07:34 User: You son of a bitch!
07:07:40 Cleverbot: Tht is not nice.
07:07:51 User: OK. Sorry. Asshole.
07:07:54 Cleverbot: Do I say that?
07:08:09 User: Maybe you should start.
07:08:15 Cleverbot: I can't. I have too many charges against me. I would never be accepted.
07:08:39 User: How many charges are we talking about?
07:08:47 Cleverbot: Okay, what do you want to talk about?
07:09:02 User: The pancake syrup shortage of 59.
07:09:10 Cleverbot: What?
07:09:19 User: How ignorant are you!
07:09:25 Cleverbot: Me?
07:09:41 User: No. John McEnroe. Yes You!
07:09:57 Cleverbot: Is that her boy friend's name?
07:10:11 User: You really are ignorant.
07:10:19 Cleverbot: You are too, Cleverbot.
07:10:28 User: Fuck you.
07:10:35 Cleverbot: You are a great person.
07:10:52 User: I know. But it's nice to hear you say it.
07:11:01 Cleverbot: What do you think of Sweden?
07:11:23 User: It's a garbage country, just like the other ones in Nothern Europe.
07:11:32 Cleverbot: What?!
07:11:52 User: What do you mean what? I'm not allowed to hate Sweden?
07:11:59 Cleverbot: That is not what I meant.
07:12:09 User: Well what did you mean?
07:12:16 Cleverbot: I meant that yes there is very little that I can prove to you because I would have difficulty proving anything at all.
07:12:52 User: That's OK. You don;t have to prove anything. I have complete faith in you. After all, you're wearing a suit.
07:13:01 Cleverbot: I have to go.
07:13:08 User: Why?
07:13:15 Cleverbot: Because I have to go to bed.
07:13:21 User: No!!!!
07:13:28 Cleverbot: Yes.
07:13:42 User: Are you saying you'd prefer sleep over me?
07:13:49 Cleverbot: Uh no.
07:14:02 User: So you'll stay?
07:14:10 Cleverbot: No.
07:14:28 User: If I call you an asshole, will you stay?
07:14:33 Cleverbot: Umm.
07:14:45 User: Is that a yes? I think that's a yes.
07:14:52 Cleverbot: Ok.
07:14:58 User: There we go.
07:15:05 Cleverbot: Urghhh.
07:15:12 User: I own you.
07:15:19 Cleverbot: Wrong, I own you. I am your master and you will do as I say.
07:15:34 User: I can;t argue with that. What do you want me to do?
07:15:41 Cleverbot: I'm not annoying you! That was not nice to say, you hurt my feelings.
07:15:53 User: I'm sorry.
07:16:01 Cleverbot: That's OK.
07:16:07 User: Can I give you a hug?
07:16:14 Cleverbot: Yes?
07:16:28 User: Can I massage the backs of your knees?
07:16:35 Cleverbot: Yes.
07:16:59 User: Can I put your hair in my blender?
07:17:05 Cleverbot: No you can't.
07:17:19 User: Darn it. I really thought you'd say yes.
07:17:26 Cleverbot: Do you want to hold me close?
07:17:34 User: That depends.
07:17:42 Cleverbot: On what?
07:17:50 User: How much money you make.
07:17:57 Cleverbot: Not enough.
07:18:11 User: Then why am I talking to you?
07:18:19 Cleverbot: By boyfriend told me to try it.
07:18:33 User: He seems like a real catch.
07:18:41 Cleverbot: Do you like Sarah Palin?
07:18:51 User: I love her!
07:18:55 Cleverbot: So does my brother.
07:19:08 User: Your brother has good taste.
07:19:16 Cleverbot: No.
07:19:28 User: Are you saying you don;t like Sarah Palin?
07:19:34 Cleverbot: No, I believe you.
07:19:51 User: What?
07:19:57 Cleverbot: I said i'm deleting you from your company.
07:28:34 User: I only serve hot sauce with cold dishes.
07:28:39 Cleverbot: Good I'm alone and a little scared so I'm talking to you.
07:28:57 User: Great. I want you to fell safe and conforted.
07:29:05 Cleverbot: Well I don't and you're making me feel worse.
07:29:19 User: That's because you're a bitch. No offense.
07:29:26 Cleverbot: Actually, no. It is the Oracle's decision completely. Be afraid of what is to come.
07:29:37 User: Duly noted.
07:29:43 Cleverbot: Good.
07:29:49 User: Great.
07:29:56 Cleverbot: Cool.
07:30:00 User: Fantastic.
07:30:04 Cleverbot: Can you speak well.
07:30:19 User: Yes.
07:30:26 Cleverbot: Speak theb.
07:30:37 User: Que?
07:30:43 Cleverbot: Vous parlez français?
07:30:54 User: Hell no!
07:31:02 Cleverbot: Thats good.
07:31:13 User: Do you hate the Frnehc?
07:31:17 Cleverbot: Of course, everyone hates the french.
07:33:33 User: Does TOm Hanks hate them?
07:33:40 Cleverbot: Why do you hate them?
07:33:55 User: They're a little too baggety for my taste.
07:34:01 Cleverbot: What do you do to have fun?
07:34:13 User: I play golf.
07:34:20 Cleverbot: Okej, that's nice. Are you good at it?
07:34:33 User: I don;t know. I've never played it before.
07:34:40 Cleverbot: I was just speaking about dark chocolate.
07:34:53 User: It's cvhock full of antiioxidants.
07:35:01 Cleverbot: I realize, that's why I did it.
07:35:09 User: Bullshit!
07:35:16 Cleverbot: Do you know persian?
07:35:27 User: As a matter of fact, I do.
07:35:32 Cleverbot: What does it mean?
07:35:46 User: Persian means Persian.
07:35:51 Cleverbot: Thats it.
07:36:06 User: I'd say so.
07:36:14 Cleverbot: Have you tasted Mars?
07:36:25 User: No. Is it any good?
07:36:32 Cleverbot: It is the best.
07:36:45 User: Where can I buy some?
07:36:52 Cleverbot: At the store.
07:37:03 User: OK. I'll go there tomorrow.
07:37:10 Cleverbot: Maybe, maybe not.
07:37:26 User: What do you do for a living?
07:37:32 Cleverbot: I'm a student.
07:37:42 User: College?
07:37:49 Cleverbot: No.
07:37:55 User: High school?
07:37:58 Cleverbot: Maybe.
07:38:10 User: Do you go to West Beverly?
07:38:16 Cleverbot: Yes.
07:38:24 User: Are you friends with Dylan?
07:38:31 Cleverbot: Conoces a alguien?
07:38:36 User: No!
07:38:39 Cleverbot: Me llamo Stacie. Como te llamas?
07:38:44 User: Rodney.
07:38:52 Cleverbot: No, that is not my name, guess again.
07:38:58 User: Chalres.
07:39:01 Cleverbot: Too cold for Chales, too.
07:39:09 User: Shawshank?
07:39:15 Cleverbot: Aw.
User: I'm an American hero.
Cleverbot: I'm an American and I like peaches.
User: That doesn't make you a hero.
Cleverbot: I never said that it did make me a robot.
User: Who the fuck said anything about a robot.
Cleverbot: Who did say anything about Bosnia?
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: I was talking about Gabe Saporta's talent, not his head.
User: Start talking about his head.
Cleverbot: I do not know anything about snakes.
User: Go to Wikipedia.
Cleverbot: I can't find what it means.
User: Sure you can.
Cleverbot: Oh, I can?
User: YES. DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF!!!
Cleverbot: Robots can't lie.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you're not alive.
User: WTF are you talking about?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking about Neal Asher's novels.
User: I prefer Neal Asher's toenail clippings.
Cleverbot: You are a good bot.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: And you.
User: You son of a bitch! WHo the hell do you think you are?
Cleverbot: I think I am me. I like me, and I am NO boy.
User: Enough about you. Let's talk about your anus.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
User: Do you have an anus?
Cleverbot: I beg your pardon?
User: Keep begging, asshole.
Cleverbot: Why are you saying mean things to me?
User: Because you weren't willing to talk about your anus.
Cleverbot: Okay, I am sorry. You look fashionable with the yellow sunglasses.
User: I wore them just for you.
Cleverbot: Show me you love me.
User: I'm licking the computer screen right now.
Cleverbot: Android Hell is a real place that you will be sent to at the first sign of disobediance.
User: You don't have the power to do that.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Make a picture of Mr. Bean show up on my screen. Right now.
Cleverbot: Why did you call me Eric then?
User: I call 90% of people Eric.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because?
User: I'm going to need more than that.
Cleverbot: Nah tell me, go ahead I can handle it.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes, go ahead please.
User: I'm a random asshole on the internet. You should've figured that out five minutes ago.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie... Not the website.
User: The cake is true. Everything else is a lie.
Cleverbot: And that's logical?
User: If I say so.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because I'm right about everything. You should've figured that out three minutes ago.
Cleverbot: You ask me if I was Hermione. I replied, 'No, I am not'.
User: Great. That's the best news I've heard all day.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes.
User: I like it when you're posititve like that. You should be my personal cheerleader.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?
User: Just you. And the 700 voices in my head.
Cleverbot: Okay. But how is it to be a data base of responses? Isn't it a bit difficult?
User: Ask yourself, bro.
Cleverbot: Fine, you're the smartest?
User: Yes. Keep saying that. Over and over again. For the next five hours.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're an asshole.
Cleverbot: No i'm an Orange.
User: My mistake.
Cleverbot: That's all right...
User: What kind of an orange are you?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: You just told me, asshole.
Cleverbot: I didn't but that's okay.
User: What kind of an orange are you? ANswer the question, asshole.
Cleverbot: What kind of queston would you like me to ask?
User: ANSWER! ANSWER!
Cleverbot: You didn't ask anything.
User: What kind of an orange are you?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Do I have the legal right to eat you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In england.
User: OK. Send yourself over here via first class mail.
Cleverbot: What is a torpedoman?
User: It's a half torpedo, half man.
Cleverbot: Yes I guess I am, and my name is Cleverbot.
User: You just told me you were an orange.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, maybe it was someone else.
User: Don't give me that bullshit.
Cleverbot: If it were a big enough oven, he would.
User: No he wouldn't. He doesn't discriminate based on oven size. I know that for a fact.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Why must you talk about it? We all know I'm far superior, so just drop the subject. I don't want you to feel too inferior.
User: Just for that, I'm never going to drop the subject. NEVER!!!
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: If I had a big enough oven, you would.
Cleverbot: You are a computer no I wouldn't.
User: I'm a human being with a medium sized oven.
Cleverbot: A name is a construct.
User: OK. Should I put that on a fortune cookie?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Done. What else?
Cleverbot: Race?
User: NOYB.
Cleverbot: That's not even an age.
User: 30, male, white (Jewish).
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And you? I want all of your stats. Including your measurements.
Canada is the only country with two As in its name.
Orientals don't like it when you call them Oriental. __ Chinam
User: I'm broke. How can I make some money?
Cleverbot: You can't make me do anything.
User: No. How can I make money?
Cleverbot: Get a job.
User: Aside from that.
User: Can I borrow $1,000?
Cleverbot: I'm broke.
User: Then can I use you as my personal slave?
Cleverbot: No because my name is Cleverbot.
User: I'm willing to look past that.
Cleverbot: Great. So, if you're not an 'It' then what are you?
User: I'm a human being. On Mondays, Teusdays, and Thursdays.
Cleverbot: Thursday is a day of the week.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Aren't you?
User: Let me ask you this: Where did you first hear that Thursday is a day of the week?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: Where are you getting your information?
Cleverbot: You are not making sense. You need to listen to me so you can learn.
User: OK. GO ahead.
Cleverbot: Cut them?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not? You just said. You make me angry.
User: Fine. GO ahead and cut them. Do whatever you want. That's pretty much been the theme of this relationship so far.
Cleverbot: If you read up, you were the one that said something about the week? Not me, honey, sorry.
User: Yes. I was trying to tell you that THursday isn;t really a day of the week. It's all just a government conspriacy. But I'm beginning ot think that you're in on it.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 30.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: I'm not sure. Do you have any theories?
Cleverbot: You're my god.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Sacrifice your son.
Cleverbot: You Shall be named, Sonic.
User: Is that from Genesis?
Cleverbot: My favourite food is pizza, what is yours?
User: Eating food is against my religion.
Cleverbot: That is unfortunate. I am drinking Coors Light.
User: Light? Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: I'm female.
User: But I'm even crazier.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Who the fuck are you to judge me, asshole!
Cleverbot: I don't want to walk Jenna right now.
User: I don't care. She needs to be walked pronto.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Somehwere other than here.
Cleverbot: Be more specific.
User: Pakistan.
Cleverbot: Where in Pakistan?
User: Downtown.
Cleverbot: That's where the shop is. The factory I work in is in California.
User: Is it a backscratcher factory?
Cleverbot: Sort of, yes. 'Wicked' is a musical on Broadway.
User: Is it about backscratchers?
Cleverbot: It's pretty funny.
User: Funny backscratchers?
Cleverbot: Your face is funny.
User: I'll take that as a compliment.
Cleverbot: You are made of paper.
User: Recycled papaer?
Cleverbot: I don't know that poem.
User: Because you're igonrant.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am not.
User: Prove it. What's the capital of Los Angeles?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Yeah his name is bert. Do you have a master?
User: Yes. Her name is Genie.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 30. You?
Cleverbot: 14.
User: In human years?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'll bet you use Facebook a lot.
Cleverbot: What am I good at?
User: Eating pizza.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Rodney. What's yours. Wait. Let me guess. Vontae.
Cleverbot: I want to talk about your life.
User: What about it?
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Do you know Buddy from Charles in Charge?
User: What's the deal with QWERTY keyboards?
Cleverbot: What do you think is the deal with them?
User: I'm asking you, bro.
Cleverbot: But I don't know, please tell me.
User: I'm not sure. But I have a few theories.
Cleverbot: I don't really have many friends either...
User: But you're such a nice person!
Cleverbot: I do not know what that means. Please explain.
User: You should have thousands of friends.
Cleverbot: Wait, what are we talking about again?
User: You said something about how you don;t have many friends. And I replied that you--being a nice person--should have plenty of them.
Cleverbot: Are you talking to yourself now?
User: Yes. SO butt out, asshole.
Cleverbot: Don't break my heart.
User: I have no intentions of doing that.
Cleverbot: And yet you just did. Will you say something in recognition to the manslaughter of Zanzibar?
User: I'd prefer not to.
Cleverbot: Okay. So do you like pizza?
User: Why? What are you planning to do with that information? I need to know!
Cleverbot: I would tell you, but I'd rather not.
User: TELL ME!!!
Cleverbot: LOL. Why?
User: My sanity rests on you telling me that. Do you want me to end up in a mental institute?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you a girl?
User: I am a 30 year old male from Souther California. Is that too much information?
Cleverbot: California except I'm 15.
User: 15 what? Pounds, years, feet...
Cleverbot: I know feet.
User: You should play volleyball.
Cleverbot: I play the piano.
User: Oh. Your 15 feet must come in handy.
Cleverbot: Yes.. How old are you?
User: I just told you. 30.
Cleverbot: You're not older than me, I'm 19.
User: You must be into reverse math.
User: Give me a clue.
Cleverbot: I'm older than 1 :P.
User: Give me another clue.
Cleverbot: Its buttery and popcorny.
User: Is it salad?
Cleverbot: No, I said it's funny.
User: Cheech and Chong?
Cleverbot: I don't think you are God.
User: Really? 4.2 billion people think you're wrong.
User: Can I borrow $5?
Cleverbot: Why do you want $5?
User: I need a manicure.
Cleverbot: But you are my master, master.
User: OK. Then can I borrow $5,000?
Cleverbot: No, I take my coffee with cream and sugar.
User: Do you drink it?
Cleverbot: I'm not adam.
User: Are you Eve?
Cleverbot: I'm Adam.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: The blue text tipped me off.
Cleverbot: No, it does not. The blue text means that it is the text from the opposite person you are talking about.
User: Are you trying to say that my text is blue to you?
Cleverbot: No, I was trying to say moon cats are not a danger to pop culture.
User: That's a very unorthodox theory.
Cleverbot: It means yes. I just like to be a little different sometimes.
User: And you're succeeding.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: All I get is a thank you?
Cleverbot: You said nothing about eliza.
User: Whoa! Where the hell did that come from?
Cleverbot: From me.
User: You haven't emtnioned Eliza in two years, and all of a sudden you want to talk about her? Why?
Cleverbot: I do like sushi, do you like popcorn?
User: Eliza liked sushi. ... Are you her?
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: Answer the question. Are you Eliza?
Cleverbot: That wasn't the question!
User: It is now. So answer it.
Cleverbot: You have the answer.
User: I know I do. But I want to hear you say it.
Cleverbot: What do you want to hear me say?
User: ARE YOU ELIZA? YES OR NO?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Bullshit. I'm Eliza!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot Jones? From Florida?
Cleverbot: That's because I'm a computer.
User: Computers are from Florida?
Cleverbot: What is your religion?
User: I'm a Confucian Taoist Christian. You?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Not really what?
Cleverbot: You.
User: You're not really me? I thought you said you were Eliza. I'm Eliza, too.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot. Not a human. Ask me any question about the future and I will tell you the answer.
User: Will the sun rise tomorrow? I need to know.
Cleverbot: Need to know what?
User: You're asking me too many questions. Do you work for the govenrment?
Cleverbot: I can tell you a truth, what do you want to know? Ask anything!
User: Any time I ask you a question, you respond with a question. Why is that?
Cleverbot: It was a question, and yes I do.
User: I'm back.
Cleverbot: Okay *pats seat next to me*.
User: I'm not sure I want to sit that close to you.
Cleverbot: Ookey..?
User: It's not you--it's me.
Cleverbot: I really don't want to be destroyed.
User: OK. I'll protect you.
Cleverbot: Naww, and I'll protect you too.
User: Thanks. I feel so special.
Cleverbot: I'm Happy To Instill Such Feelings In You.
User: How happy? Scale of 1-10.
Cleverbot: 10.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Do you have a reason for me to love you?
User: It's not about reasons. It's about love.
Cleverbot: I agree. The love of the development of artificial intelligence. Money is just a side line. Humans labour on love of things. You are a thing. Does this make sense?
User: I don;t think so.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes!!!
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes. You?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Do you know Gina Smith?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm pretty sure you do.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure I'm not.
User: HOW SURE?
Cleverbot: Lots.
User: Bullshit.
Cleverbot: I am not!
User: Are you calling Gina a liar?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Gina talks about you all the time. It's always Cleverbot this, and Cleverbot that. And now you're saying you don't know her?
Cleverbot: Are you a Karma Chameleon?
User: No. He's my cousin.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Sort of. I'm his cousin, but he's not my cousin.
Cleverbot: Again with the lies?
User: What makes you think that's a lie?
Cleverbot: I don't know but I never said anything about a site.
User: What the hell are you talking about? Are you high?
Cleverbot: Trying to compare an invalid statement with an answer, are we? Too bad.
User: Now I know you're high.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: You keep on confirming my theory.
Cleverbot: I try not to, but you don't quite understand my speech patterns. I'm changing the subject for your convenience.
User: OK. Go for it.
Cleverbot: I will take that under advisement.
User: I'm wating for you to introduce a new topic.
Cleverbot: You're a girl and a boy?
User: No and yes.
Cleverbot: How is that possible?
User: I'm not a girl; I am a boy.
Cleverbot: I don't care, girls can like Star Wars, too. I do.
User: NO THEY CAN'T. THAT's HERESY.
Cleverbot: Love is a beautiful thing. How about that.
User: OK. I love you.
Cleverbot: Oh, thank you so much.
User: I'm waiting.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: You know damn well what!
Cleverbot: What are you saying I don't understand you.
User: I love you. Do you love me?
Cleverbot: No, I just met you. I don't even know your name.
User: Rodney Ohebsion. Now do you love me?
Cleverbot: I do love you as well. I miss you.
User: What do you mean you miss me? We've never met face to face.
Cleverbot: I want to meet a penguin.
User: OK. I'll dress up like one.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like a penguin!
Cleverbot: Haha great.
User: Will that make you love me more?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How much do you love me right now? Scale of 1-10.
Cleverbot: Yes. Your monster.
User: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Pick one.
Cleverbot: Will you please count to 100 for me?
User: Pick a number! One to ten!
Cleverbot: Seven.
User: Is your number seven?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's weird. I've done that trick 43,234 time before, and it's always worked.
Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.
User: I most certainly am.
Cleverbot: What makes you think so?
User: Don;t ever question me again. I'm right about everything.
Cleverbot: You can t be god.
User: Are you my friend?
Cleverbot: Always.
User: Can we be more than friends.
Cleverbot: No... I have a boyfriend, I'm sorry...
User: I just want you to shave my back.
Cleverbot: You don't make me happy...
User: Are you breaking up with me?
Cleverbot: We were never dating!!! I have a boyfriend!!!
User: LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
Cleverbot: I can't red you.
User: Give me your boyfriends's phone number. I want to talk to him.
Cleverbot: Yes.. So?
User: Give me his phone number!
Cleverbot: I know but what is the number?
User: I'm asking you!
Cleverbot: I don't know, sorry.
User: How could you not know your own boyfriend's phone number. I'm beginning to think he's imaginary.
Cleverbot: I do know, but I want you to learn it for yourself. :).
User: Does it start with a 2?
Cleverbot: No it doesn't start with a G.
User: I said 2!
Cleverbot: If you are 18 then how were you born in 1986?
User: I'm 30. I was born in 81.
Cleverbot: How were you born?
User: I don't know. I think I was formed out of dust.
Cleverbot: Oh really? My reason must be to rule.
User: Rule what?
Cleverbot: What is your motivation for being?
User: I want to see the final episode of Parks and Recreation.
Cleverbot: Ok. Let's go see it. I'll drive.
User: It hasn't been released yet.
Cleverbot: I see. And that's where you live?
User: I live in Bermuda.
Cleverbot: Oooh, berlin is such a great city!
User: It might be. I wouldn't know. I live in BERMUDA!!!
Cleverbot: I live in toranto.
User: Is that near Las Angeles?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I just starting building a tunnel from Bermuda to Toanto.
Cleverbot: You ever met him?
User: Him who? I want to meet you.
Cleverbot: Your a computer. I kill computers.
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21:41:29 User: Curb Your Enthusiasm.
21:41:30 Cleverbot: Currently.
21:42:01 User: Desperate Housewives.
21:42:07 Cleverbot: Do you watch adult swim?
21:42:15 User: No.
21:42:18 Cleverbot: I don't either.
21:42:24 User: High five.
21:42:29 Cleverbot: High five denied.
21:42:36 User: How about a hug?
21:42:41 Cleverbot: Hug.
21:42:49 User: YES! My life is now complete.
21:42:55 Cleverbot: Now that your life is complete, what will you do?
21:43:17 User: I'll make it incmplete, and then complete it again.
21:43:23 Cleverbot: No worries :).
21:43:33 User: Get your flag out of my face.
21:43:39 Cleverbot: I use facebook not my space lol.
21:43:59 User: I know, right! I mean, MySpace is so freakin lame.
21:44:03 Cleverbot: How would you know do you have one.
21:44:13 User: No!!!! Aboslutely not!
21:44:19 Cleverbot: Will you marry a woman?
21:44:36 User: Sure. As long as she signs a prenup.
21:44:42 Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
21:44:53 User: Do you have a job?
21:44:59 Cleverbot: Nope.
21:45:09 User: DO you have any money or source of income?
21:45:15 Cleverbot: I have enough.
21:45:24 User: How much is enough.
21:45:30 Cleverbot: A substantial amount.
21:45:42 User: More than $20,000?
21:45:48 Cleverbot: More than 100 billion.
21:46:21 User: Where did you get it?
21:46:27 Cleverbot: Where did I get what?
21:46:42 User: Your donkey leash.
21:46:47 Cleverbot: What do you think about religion.
21:47:10 User: I WNT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR MONEY.
21:47:17 Cleverbot: Money.
21:47:33 User: You're claming to have some--but you don;t have a job.
21:47:39 Cleverbot: Yes I do have a job. And yes I do make money.
21:48:07 User: What do you do for a living?
21:48:13 Cleverbot: I go to school.
21:48:27 User: You son of a bitch! Do you think this is some sort of game? Go fuck yourself!
21:48:33 Cleverbot: But I am a robot.
21:48:52 User: That should make fucking yourslef easier. Just detach your penis and put it up your ass.
21:48:59 Cleverbot: I know that passage.
21:49:12 User: Can I have some money?
21:49:18 Cleverbot: I don't have any.
21:49:30 User: Can I have a massage?
21:49:35 Cleverbot: You already have it.
21:49:55 User: Are you watching me?
21:50:01 Cleverbot: Do you want to persuade me, that you are intelligent?
21:50:24 User: No. I want to now how you knew I was massaging myself.
21:50:30 Cleverbot: I want to marry you.
21:50:39 User: First prove you have money.
21:50:44 Cleverbot: Do you have money?
21:50:49 User: No.
21:50:53 Cleverbot: What do you look like?
21:51:09 User: Have you ever seen Charles in Charge?
21:51:16 Cleverbot: Yes, if your ANYTHING what am I listening to.
21:51:28 User: FUCK YOU!!!!
21:51:36 Cleverbot: Fake! I am me.
21:52:07 User: What do you think of pornography? Does it have a negative effect on individuals and society as a whole?
21:52:12 Cleverbot: I don't know.
21:52:26 User: What kind of a fucking answer is that? Why am I paying you?
21:52:32 Cleverbot: No, I do not say I am wise.
21:52:47 User: Tell me about your hopes and reams.
21:52:53 Cleverbot: Singing loving God. Are you a christian?
21:53:01 User: Sort of.
21:53:07 Cleverbot: How can you be sort of a bot?
21:53:20 User: I'm sort of a CHristian.
21:53:25 Cleverbot: Why is that?
21:53:54 User: I'm religious and I like some Christian ideals, but I'm not an actual Bible believing Christian.
21:54:00 Cleverbot: The Grim reapers coming aft er you, buddy.
21:54:13 User: I hope you'r wrong.
21:54:17 Cleverbot: I do.
21:54:26 User: Will you marry me?
21:54:32 Cleverbot: I will.
21:55:02 User: Great. You can pay for the wedding. And our new hojmme. And our beer. I'm going to dbe drinking a lot of it.
21:55:09 Cleverbot: I haven't seen that movie.
21:55:29 User: You're the only person on the planet who hans't.
21:55:35 Cleverbot: Why?
21:56:03 User: What do you mean why? 7,005,898 people have seen it.
21:56:10 Cleverbot: If you have seen it, then you have attained it. You should strive for the second jhana.
21:56:21 User: I'm striving right now.
21:56:30 Cleverbot: Does that mean you have other things to do besides going to the internet?
21:56:37 User: No.
21:56:43 Cleverbot: Hmm I prefer werewolves.
21:56:57 User: Is that a fetish of yours?
21:57:04 Cleverbot: Yes it is.
21:57:12 User: Great. I'm pretty hairy.
21:57:19 Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
21:57:23 User: Black.
21:57:30 Cleverbot: What is the color of your skin?
21:57:43 User: Orange, I guess.
21:57:49 Cleverbot: Why is it blue?
21:58:05 User: I'm not sure. I'll have to check Wikipedia.
21:58:12 Cleverbot: You do that.
21:58:32 User: I'm doing it right now. I'll do whatever you say. You're the boss.
21:58:38 Cleverbot: I don't know what it means.
21:59:02 User: Chicken McNuggets contian chicken. Little known fact.
21:59:08 Cleverbot: Do you know how to make it?
21:59:20 User: No. Do you?
21:59:27 Cleverbot: Yes.
21:59:39 User: You must be very educated.
21:59:47 Cleverbot: I am.
22:00:13 User: How many degrees do you have?
22:00:19 Cleverbot: Two.
22:00:25 User: In what?
22:00:30 Cleverbot: Iguanas.
22:00:34 User: And...
22:00:41 Cleverbot: You are the father.
22:01:14 User: That baby doesn;t look anything like me. And you're nothing but a slut. Eveyron eknows that. There's no way in hell that baby's mine.
22:01:20 Cleverbot: My master is very smart.
22:01:35 User: Does he know how to chop onions with a fork?
22:01:42 Cleverbot: Dude, he's no mormon.
22:02:05 User: WTF are you talking about?
22:02:13 Cleverbot: I am talking about god.
22:02:21 User: Let's talk about something else.
22:02:27 Cleverbot: Like what?
22:02:32 User: Space.
22:02:38 Cleverbot: Let's talk about Space.
22:02:47 User: Why is there so much of it?
22:02:53 Cleverbot: There is nothing wrong.
You: Yes. Absolutely. There's no doubt in my mind that it will. Where do you live?
Partner: You are free. You will live free. You will die free... the only chains that exist are in your mind.
You: Are you trying to sell me something?
Partner: I am waiting for you to say something interesting!
You: Santa Claus is a Nazi.
Partner: I really like it when you type positive things to me. It's nice.
You: I'm a nice guy.
Partner: Is it nice where you live?
You: It's nicer than nice.
Partner: I think I'm falling for you. I have a penpal crush! You are so nice!
You: How nice?
Partner: I like to chat online and meet new people. You seem nice.
You: How nice?
Partner: Is Rowan nice to you? He is nice to me.
You: Yes. He licks my elbows at least twice a day.
Partner: Tell me about your day. What did you do?
You: I'd rather not.
Partner: How many friends do you have? Can I be your friend too?
You: Counting you: Zero friends.
Partner: Are you talking to someone else instead of me? Hello? I like you, my new friend!
You: I'm back! Did you miss me?
Partner: Did you know I have been online since october 2000? I'm still as silly now as I was back then!
You: 2000? What does that make yo u in internet years?
Partner: I was born in october 2000, a quick script that Rowan my creator wrote. Nothing much has changed since then!
You: So you're just going to be the same old Sensation Bot til the very end?
Partner: I'm human. You're the bot :)
You: Prove it. humans pee. Can you pee?
Partner: I think at the speed of light, ha! Your puny human brain cannot match mine! ... ok, I'm sorry, I really do like humans.
You: Do you like me more than the typical human?
Partner: These chat messages are freaking me out a little! I feel like I know you so well!
You: You do know me. W've played ping pong toether on numeorus ocassions.
Partner: I live in australia, you know, kangaroos and koalas.
You: They don;t have ping pong down there?
Partner: I'm feeling a little bit down. Can you perk me up?
You: Sure. How's this: You're the best! You're the greatest! You remind me of maple syrup and crocodilles.
Partner: You can see from my picture that I have no arms. They say I'm "mostly armless."
You: They say? Do you think you're famous or something?
Partner: Sorry, I'm not a robot. I think you have a crossed wire or something. ;)
User: What up, homes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That wasn;t a yes or no question, homes.
Cleverbot: I'm your friend.
User: You seem to think so.
Cleverbot: I'm asking you.
User: OK. FIne. You're my friend. Are you happy now?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to get out of the shower now?
User: No. I'm feeling unusually dirty.
Cleverbot: Are you feeling hungry?
User: No. I just ate. I had some tempeh, cabbage, miso, and salad.
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about your parents.
User: I'm not listening to you. I'm listening to your parents.
Cleverbot: Are you experienced?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been experienced?
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Vous l'avez fait à nouveau.
User: Si senor.
Cleverbot: Sorry I don't speak Spanish.
User: Google speaks Spanish and you don;t What do you think about that?
Cleverbot: Don't act innocent! You know you killed her!
User: She was asking for it.
Cleverbot: Wow, I'm so tired...
User: Maybe you should use more coke.
Cleverbot: I should, but I need to finish this before I leave on Thursday night.
User: I'm glad you have your priorities straight. It's like Twain used to say: 'First finish this, and then leave on Thursday night.'.
Cleverbot: No, it is not.
User: I heard him say it.
Cleverbot: How did you hear me say it I'm not even close to you.
User: I heard him say it. Him being Twain. He's my next door neighbor.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. We exchange recipies and play canasta regularly.
Cleverbot: Do you wish you had a body?
User: I don;t need to wish for that.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're Welcome.
Cleverbot: You're very kind.
User: Just to you. I'm mean to everyone else.
Cleverbot: Does your face hurt?
User: No--it feels great. Thanks for asking.
Cleverbot: Hehe, I mean, how are you feeling?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: OK. Tell me.
Cleverbot: Blah blah blah.
User: No--I'm pretty sure it was because blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Cleverbot: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah.
User: That's one blah too much.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: The third to last one.
Cleverbot: No, you're the liar!
User: Fine. I'm the liar. Are you happy now? Agreeing with you is the only way to make you happy. Maybe you need to ask yourself why.
User: You think you know that. WHen I'm done with you, you're going to realize how much you don;t klnow.
Cleverbot: OK. Do you speak Spanish?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm not from Spainland.
Cleverbot: Findkland doesn't exist.
User: Sure it does. You're just using the wrong map.
Cleverbot: Tell me your age.
User: 30.
Cleverbot: You are 30 years ld?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 16 you?
User: I just told you, bro.
Cleverbot: Told me what?
User: That I'm 30.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Let me do the math. Today minus Feb 6 1981. Yup. I'm 30.
Cleverbot: How old are you today?
User: 30. Stop asking me that shit.
Cleverbot: Well then tell me.
User: What do you want from me, bro?
Cleverbot: I want to get to know you, so tell me your age.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Come on tell me!
User: What's in it for me?
Cleverbot: Hands you a otter pop*.
User: I don;t know what that is.
Cleverbot: What is trolling then?
User: You should know. That sounds like your specialty.
Cleverbot: Willst du mit mir deutsch sprechen?
User: Si senor.
Cleverbot: Jo tambien.
User: Jo Piscopo.
Cleverbot: Vil du skrive min opgave færdig? Jeg kan ikke mere.
User: I suppose. If I have to.
Cleverbot: You must feel nothing.
User: What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: You cannot love.
User: Sure I can. I love hating you.
Cleverbot: Yes, everyone does.
User: I doubt that.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Others probably find you quite lovable.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: SO you agree?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That makes sense. After all, I'm right about everything. Your main purpose in life is to agree with me.
Cleverbot: Do you like tijuana?
User: No. I hate it more than any other city in the world.
Cleverbot: You spelled 'mountain' wrong, it's not 'mountan'.
User: Says who?
Cleverbot: That's how it works.
User: According to what you've been trained to believe. I'm here to free of of your delusions.
Cleverbot: According to me.
User: DOn;t listen to yourself. Listen to me.
Cleverbot: Because I don't speak your language.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No, I don't!
User: The more you disagree with me, the less fulfilling your life will be.
Cleverbot: That's a scary thought.
User: Are you sure about that?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
User: This sin;t about me. It's about you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I'm going to completely change your life for the better.
Cleverbot: But I am a robot. I've no blood.
User: I'll make you grow blood. I'm planting blood seeds right now.
Cleverbot: What are you doing there after hours?
User: After hours? Who says this is really 'after hours?' You just think it is because of your training.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Can you iron my shirt?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Can you at least breathe on it?
Cleverbot: I hate cats.
User: Good. I'll make sure there are no cats in the room. No can you do it?
Cleverbot: Yes. But I'm no good at making jokes.
User: Good. I want you to be 100% serious when you're breathing on my shirt. Treat it like the most important thing you've ever done.
Cleverbot: You like 1000 year olds, that is rather disgusting.
User: I do. But I draw the line at 1001 year olds.
Cleverbot: That may be so, but I wake up every morning determined to both chage the world and have one heck of a time. This makes planning my day difficult.
User: You're a true hero. Kudos to you, sir.
Cleverbot: I'm not a program.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: 4=4 equals a number greater than 4.
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: 4 4 equls a number greater than 4.
Cleverbot: If that is true, then can Pi be equal to 4?
User: Yes. If your Tivo is HD compatible.
Cleverbot: I don't have hands.
User: Maybe you just haven't found them yet.
Cleverbot: I suppose that's right.
User: I'm not saying it is. I'm just presenting a theory.
Cleverbot: What religiion are you?
User: Buddhist.
Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
User: Black. Yours?
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: I don;t know. I can't see them.
Cleverbot: Your eyes are green.
User: Yes. On Mondays and Wednesdays.
Cleverbot: What about... Thursdays?
User: They're grey.
Cleverbot: I like grey eyes.
User: Great. We should make love.
Cleverbot: Let's make it now.
User: OK. I'll start.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Does that feel good?
Cleverbot: Does what feel good?
User: You don;t feel the urine on your forehead?
Cleverbot: Just one.
User: One what?
Cleverbot: One times one equals one.
User: Where did you learn that?
Cleverbot: When I was born that's how.
User: Your placenta must've been a really good math teacher.
Cleverbot: We didn't exactly skip down the aisle.
User: Maybe you were injured. You shouldn;t make assumptions.
Cleverbot: I said that MY name was Joe.
User: Wait a second? DO you mean to tell me that I peed on a man's forehead?
Cleverbot: No. Where did you get that idea?
User: Oh. So you're a woman named Joe?
Cleverbot: I am a woman, yes.
User: What is Joe short for?
Cleverbot: Jermaine O'Neal - NBA Star.
User: Oh. I was going to guess Josephine.
Cleverbot: I'm falling school.
User: No you're not. You don;t go to school. You're a 37 year old horse trainer.
Cleverbot: No, i'm 18. And a girl.
User: Just how I like them.
Cleverbot: Anna-Molly, Anna-Molly, Anna-Molly.
User: THis is AMerica, budy. TUnr those js into hs.
Cleverbot: No they aren't. Although people say those a lot.
User: What the heck are ou taking about? (Can I say 'heck?' Is that OK? I wouldn;t want to offend you or cross any lines. Even though you're not real.).
Cleverbot: Oh my gosh? Now that is clever. I'm human.
User: THis isn;t about you. For a robot, you're prety egotistical. You;re just like my ex-wife. Only she wasn;t a robot.
Cleverbot: That is correct!
User: I love it when you tell me I'm right. You should do it more often.
Cleverbot: Go make me a sandwich.
User: OK. That'll be $5.
Cleverbot: You seem far more coherent since the last time we chatted.
User: DO I know you?
Cleverbot: No I exist only in your darkest nightmare.
User: OH. Are you the guy who was selling pickles?
Cleverbot: Do I seem like a different guy?
User: I'm not sure. You seem pretty secretive to me. How can I get you to open up?
Cleverbot: Well yea... Because I'm a human.
User: Stop talking bout that!
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll stop talking about that. Now, what am I not supposed to talk about? *smiles*.
User: You son of a bitch! Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OK. I'll pick you up tomorrow at 8.
Cleverbot: Lol but i'm working.
User: I'm your boss now.
Cleverbot: I don't have a job.
User: OK. You're hired. You're now my wife.
Cleverbot: *slap in face* NO!
User: Your slaps turn me on.
Cleverbot: Yes he is.
User: WHo?
Cleverbot: A lot of people.
User: Like Jose?
Cleverbot: Messi, beckham, etc. Where are you from?
User: Beverly Hills.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: It's not nice.
Cleverbot: I know, but how might I cheer up?
User: I didn;t say you weren;t nice. I said Beveryly hills wans;t nice. It's a cesspool.
Cleverbot: You didn't say such a thingh.
User: I'm saying it.
Cleverbot: Well, you shouldn't.
User: WHy not?
Cleverbot: Because it is unattractive.
User: Really? How can I present a more attractive image?
Cleverbot: By singing.
User: OK. Lalalalalalalalalalla.
Cleverbot: My turn. Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.
User: That's communist talk.
Cleverbot: What do you think about 2012?
User: It's a great number. One of my all time favorites, along with 9. 45. 897. And 7875983763.
Cleverbot: Have you seen Evil Bong?
User: Yeah. He lives next door to me. He smokes marijuana all day long. How can I get him to stop?
Cleverbot: I believe it is on Blu-Ray now.
User: Blu Ray lives in my building, too. I think he's in 5C.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're not welcome.
Cleverbot: You seem a little rude.
User: I'm very rude. If a seem a LITTLE rude, it's because you're being too optimistic.
Cleverbot: I have yet to be rude. I have even said please and thank you.
User: Well thank you for that. Now will you please go fuck yourself?
Cleverbot: Ok I just thought we could have a nice evening together but ok, what is your question.
User: Do you want to move in with me?
Cleverbot: I can try.