According to Alexa Web Rankings, Bing is one of the most popular websites in the world. Who actually uses Bing? I become like Jerry Seinfeld when it comes to this. "Who are these people?"
Seriously. Who are they? I think there are some aliens using the internet. That's the only explanation that makes sense. Aliens are using Bing.
I've never come across someone using Bing. Most people haven't even heard of it. Everyone's heard of Google. It's synonymous with web searching. "Just Google it." No one's even heard of Bing. No one's going to say, "Just Bing it." You say that and you'll end up in prison. They'll think you're a pedophile. "The guy's talking about Binging things. He's probably a pedophile."
Bing. The Preferred Site of Pedophiles. Microsoft will probably sue me for that. Bill Gates's lawyer is going to call me soon. Don't worry, Bill. You won't lose any customers. No one uses Bing. It's just aliens. And aliens don't care about pedophilia. They're all pedophiles. In alien culture, pedophilia is completely acceptable. We have to do something about that. We have to march on down there and put them in prison. We can do it. After all, we put a man on the moon. We need to go down to alienland and put everyone in jail for pedophilia.