God created the universe in six days, and furnished it with the materials necessary to make guns. When liberals took over the world, He sent down a flood to kill all of them, and spared the lives of Noah and his family. And Noah's son Shem begat Abraham. And Abraham begat Moses. And Moses begat Jesus.
Satan, on the other hand, created liberalism. And David Hume begat Benedict Arnold. And Benedict Arnold begat "Abraham" Lincoln. And Abraham Lincoln begat Karl Marx. And Karl Marx begat Jimmy Carter and Richard Dawkins. And Jimmy Carter begat Barack Obama. And Richard Dawkins begat Matt Damon.
Jesus found Noah's Ark, turned it into the Mayflower, and took the Founding Fathers and their families on a forty day and forty night trip to America. With guns. Everyone had a gun. Guns and Jesus are the ultimate combination.
While on the Mayflower (--which, by the way, was powered by gasoline, and not some wind or sunlight bullshit. If Wikipedia is claiming otherwise, it's because that site is a bunch of liberal propaganda. As is Conservapedia.), Alexander Hamilton dumped tea into the ocean, Jesus and George Washington devised a plan to defeat the British, Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity, and Thomas Jefferson worked on the Declaration of Indpependence. And that was just day one.
After landing on Plymouth Rock, we won independence from the British and the Indians, and built 100 million Buicks. Jesus owned 40 million of them--one for each person he killed during the war.
Many years later, Abraham Lincoln founded Northern Europe after taking a ten year lunch break from doing nothing in Europe. And now his descendant Barack Obama is attempting to turn America into West Northern Europe. Long ago, the Prophets told us all of this would happen. And I mean real Prophets like Jeremiah and Isaiah, and not that lowlife Nostradamus.
The Prophets want you to vote for Saran Palin in 2012. She's going to turn this country to the United States of Guns and Jesus.
Barack Hussein Obama is a Kenyan Saudi Arabian North Korean Finnish Muslim terrorist and communist who hates America. He and all other liberals want to destroy the country.