During the average second, approximately….
40,000 people are orgasming
1,500,000 people are brushing their teeth
1 person is orgasming while brushing his/her teeth
150,000 people are reading The Bible
50,000,000 Christians are breaking a commandment
300,000 people are reading The Harry Potter Code
0.000000000000001 people are reading this book
2,700,000,000 men are thinking about sex
2,800,000,000 women are thinking about shoes
5,000,000 people are peeing
2 people are drinking the pee of a pissed off waiter
25,000,000 women are depressed due to premenstrual syndrome
5,000,000 men are depressed due to a postseason elimination
2,000,000 people are in love
2,000,000 people are wondering what the hell they ever saw in their husband/wife