Atheists Are the Most Persecuted People in the Country

This guy represents all atheists

The other day, I called some Christian asshole a Christian asshole, and he didn't even smile and agree with me!

Christians have been doing shit like that to us atheists for way too long.

Did you know that burning down a mall Christmas tree is illegal--even if it's a completely controlled fire over a non-flammable surface? What kind of bullshit is that? If I want to burn down a Christmas tree, that's something I should have the right to do as an atheist.

"Unto you your religion [or lack thereof], and unto me my religion."

It says that in the Qur'an. (By the way--I only have a problem with Christians, not Muslims.)

I mean, it's not like I go around stopping Christians from doing whatever they do. (Although I do throw cold water on Christmas carolers. But I have the legal right to do that. After all, there's supposed to be a separation between Church and State. When I see a bunch of six year olds singing Silent Night, I need to let those fuckers know that this isn't the Christian Republic of America.)

The funny thing is that Christians are treating us the exact same way the Jews treated Jesus. By not agreeing with me that they're the scum of the earth, they're more or less nailing me to a cross and leaving me to die.