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Liberals Are Satan’s Helpers by R.E. Publican
3.5 stars (320,624,256,219,215,738 customer reviews)
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Conservatives Are Satan’s Helpers by Dem O. Crat
3.5 stars (318,724,354,658,325,158 customer reviews)
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The Flavor of the Week Diet by M.D. Em Dee, M.D.
4 stars (138 customer reviews)
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The Secrets “They” Don’t Want You to Know About by They Don’t Want You to Know My Name
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Justin Bieber’s Favorite Taco Stands by John Grisham, Tom Clancy, and Stephen King
5 stars (215 customer reviews)
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If He’s Not That Into You, He Must Be Gay by Rhea Surrance
4.5 stars (73 customer reviews)
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90% of Your Problems are Stupid by Dr. Phil
4.5 stars (71 customer reviews) Who the hell are you to judge me?!
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The Dr. Seuss Collection: The Crazy Lady Who Says It’s My Baby, Free Range Eggs and Meatless Ham, The Wife Who Ruined My Life, and The War in Iraq by Dr. Seuss
999999 stars (99999 customer reviews)
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Rocket Science for Dummies
4.5 stars (73 customer reviews)
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Shoelace Tying for Geniuses
4.5 stars (73 customer reviews)
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Intelligent Design is Stupid by Richard Dawkins
4 stars (45 customer reviews)
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Richard Dawkins is Stupid by God
4 stars (42 customer reviews)
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Bestsellers in Movies and TV
Pulp Fiction Episode I (Which, By the Way, Takes Place After Episodes II & IV, Before Episodes III, V, & VI, at the Same Time as Episodes VII, -I, & Infinity, and Both Before and After Episodes 0, -II, VIII, and I Itself): Marcellus Wallace Battles Redneckaphobia (Blu L. Ray DVLD) ~ L. Samuel L. Jackson, John L. Travolta, Uma L. Thurman, Bruce L. Willis, Cool J
4.5 L. stars (725 customer L. reviews)
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Jillian Michaels – You’ll Never Look Like Me (DVD) ~ Jillian Michaels
5 stars (189 customer reviews)
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24 – Season Twenty Four (24 Track) ~ Twen T. For, Twent Eefor, Tweh N. Teefor
24 stars (24 customer reviews)
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An Inconvenient Collection of Information Arranged to Look Like a Solid Argument (DVD) ~ Johnnie Cochran
5 stars (225 customer reviews)
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The Gilmore Guys – The Complete Second Half of the First Season (DVD) ~ Gary Busey, Don Rickles, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Dick Cheney, 50 Cent
4.5 stars (225 customer reviews)
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Casablanca II (DVD) ~ George Clooney, Charlize Theron, Tom Hanks, Weird Al Yankovic, Spongebob Squarepants
3.5 (128 customer reviews)
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Gone with the Wind II (DVD) ~ Jeff Foxworthy, Britney Spears, Larry the Cable Guy, Yao Ming
5 stars (24 customer reviews)
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Citizen KKKane (DVD) ~ Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, and Chris Rock (in Whiteface)
4.5 stars (114,414,789 customer reviews)
List Price: $0.01 Price: $32,000,000
What Women Want: (Hint: Take Whatever You Think It Is, and Multiply It By a Trillion) (DVD) ~ Mel Gibson, Mel Brooks, Brooks Robinson
1.5 stars (315 male customer reviews), 5 stars (1,715 female customer reviews)
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