Rodney Ohebsion

Weird Al Yankovic is the Most Self-Obsessed Son of a Bitch in Human History

Before you crucify me, keep in mind that I actually like Weird Al. But that doesn't change the fact that he's unbelievably narcissistic--even for a celebrity.

Just take a look at his most recent twitter posts:


Guess who's on The Joy Behar Show tonight?! Nope, guess again. No, no! It's ME!! (CNN HLN, 10 PM ET/PT) 9 hours ago

That’s right. Batman, Scooby Doo and… me. Link 14 hours ago

SethGreen Seth Green by alyankovic Witness the great @alyankovic's new children's book: Link for story-time reading! 28 Jan

thepageturn the pageturn by alyankovic The hilarious @alyankovic shares a touching story about his favorite teacher @thepageturn: Link 2 Feb

In honor of Groundhog Day, today I will promote my new book "When I Grow Up"... just like I did yesterday... and the day before... 2 Feb

25 interviews and a book signing yesterday - whew! Today: Good Day New York and another signing at Bookends in Ridgewood, NJ! 2 Feb

Just took an informal poll. This is the most popular book in New Jersey. Link 1 Feb

Oh, you want a link? Here’s a link. Link 1 Feb

My children’s book “When I Grow Up” drops TODAY. (That is, if children’s books do, in fact, “drop”) 1 Feb

TODAY TOMORROW! (by which I mean that I'll be interviewed on NBC's "Today" show tomorrow morning) 31 Jan

leeunkrich Lee Unkrich by alyankovic Have a kid? Need a book to read with said kid? @alyankovic just wrote one, and it's great! 30 Jan

My new book isn’t SUPPOSED to be out till Tuesday, but I hear some stores are selling it already… anyone spotted it on the shelves yet? 30 Jan

Just started uploading the “Road Reports” from my 1995 tour: Link 29 Jan

More in-stores announced! Irvine! Naperville! Wheee! Link 28 Jan

pattonoswalt Patton Oswalt by alyankovic Got an advanced copy of @alyankovic's new children's book. BUY IT. It's wonderful: Link 28 Jan

Blueberryz??! Hellz yeah!! #ExtremeDogFoodFTW Link 28 Jan

Just saw 127 Hours. Hey, same thing happened to me once – you don’t see ME making a big deal about it. 27 Jan

I make a point of only staying in hotels that are wired with the latest bleeding-edge technology. Link 26 Jan

No #Oscar nomination for Mark Wahlberg? I suspect it’s that bitter Funky Bunch voting bloc. 25 Jan

If you’re not familiar with the concept of irony, you should probably unfollow me, as many of my tweets will only confuse you. 24 Jan

RIP Jack LaLanne. Well, so much for that ridiculous myth that exercise is GOOD for you. 24 Jan

So what do I... How do I... Umm... Link 23 Jan

Spent my entire morning in a trash can, talking to a drunk, roller-blading anthropomorphic Christmas tree. You? Link 22 Jan

I think it’s about time to bring back the streaking craze. Okay, @kingsthings, you start. 21 Jan

SethGreen Seth Green by alyankovic All's well that ends well! #BestDinnerEver Link 19 Jan

Tasting the rainbow. Again. #Skittles #bestdinnerever Link 19 Jan

Locked in @sethgreen's bathroom. Found his lipstick. #bestdinnerever Link 19 Jan


Holy shit, bro! I hope I'm not the first person to call him out on this shit. Any time I go through Al's tweets, I become more aware of my own narcissism, and I resolve to get rid of it.

At some point in the future, psychology textbooks will use Al's twitter account as an important case study. It's almost as if Al has no concept of anything other than himself and his works.

His YouTube account is almost as disturbing. Just check out videos like Weird Al's Grammy spin, Weird Al SHREDS!!!, and Weird Al rides the Slingshot.

Odds are Al is googling himself right now.

But enough about Al. Let's talk about me. I'm just as self-obsessed as he is--and I spent time out of my day to put together a webpage criticizing him. If anything, I need an even bigger kick in the ass than he does.