I acknowledge the following:
I still watch cartoons.
You’re an asshole.
Oranges taste like oranges.
Ernest Goes to Jail is one of my all-time favorite movies.
I’m not the Dalai Lama.
Peanuts are not nuts.
My uncle is my grandfather’s brother’s niece’s grandson’s sister’s mother’s mother’s brother.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are fictional characters.
Jesus was circumcised.
The right to party can be obtained through peaceful means.