"Abraham" Lincoln was a liberal piece of garbage, and the worst president in US history (along with Barack Hussein Obama and Jimmy Carter). Whenever I come across a five dollar bill or a penny, I paste a picture of Richard Nixon on top of Lincoln's face. I actually get excited when I get pennies or five dollar bills in change--because that means they'll be one more Nixon and one less Lincoln in circulation.
"Abraham" Lincoln was born in a Seattle Starbucks exactly 100 years before John F. Kennedy, Jimmy Carter, and Adolph Hitler, 150 years before Barack Obama, and 200 years before Maddox Jolie Pitt. If WIkipedia is showing different dates, it's because that site is run by a bunch of lying liberals. (As is Conservapedia.)
Immediately after being born, Lincoln killed a black man. Then he joined the NAACP. And then he killed another black man. Why? Because he was a racist. And because all liberals are hypocrites.
After killing his second black man, Lincoln went back to the Starbucks and ordered a drink no one had ever heard of. Starbucks has over 1500 different drinks, and Lincoln ordered something they don't have. Liberals pull stunts like that all the time. (Like this liberal asshole and his favorite movie Le Grande Moliere.)
Lincoln then proceeded to complain about the limited selection of drinks at Starbucks. Liberals love to complain about ridiculous things. Just go to any liberal forum on the internet, and you'll find a bunch of lowlife lunatics complaining about straws or pillows.
Richard Nixon didn't use a pillow. He used a brick. And he slept on granite. With a block of ice as a blanket.
Barack Obama, on the other hand, spent $420 million on a mattress. For his pet cat.
Liberals love to spend other people's money on things like that.
Anyways, even though Lincoln was born in Seattle, he was actually born in Kenya. And while there, he was a Muslim terrorist and the head of the Kenyan Klux Klan. He also founded the Trinity United Church of Christ, even though he was an atheist. And a Muslim.
There were actually two "Abraham" Lincolns: Muhammad Hussein Lincoln, the Kenyan Muslim; and Aiden Parker Lincoln, the Seattle atheist. And the Reverend Jesus Lincoln, the phony Kentucky Christian. Three "Abraham" Lincolns. But they all had one thing in common: they were communist sons of bitches. And they were terrorists. And they looked the same and had the same soul. And they were the antichrist.
At the age of 17, Lincoln went to Europe as a Kenyan spy--but being the no good traitor that he was, he decided to become a European. And then he took a ten year long lunch break. Because that's what Europeans do. They take lunch breaks.
But being a European asshole in Europe wasn't enough for Lincoln. So he decided to create a Europe even more European than Europe: Northern Europe. And he changed his name to Sven.
And then he took a trip to San Francisco and decided to move there. Sensing what a liberal bastard he was, the city immediately declared him Mayor/Chairman--and a few years later, he became President of the United States.
As President, Lincoln went out of his way to cause a Civil War, instead of uniting the country by attacking Mexico or Canada.
He also disliked one of the greatest songs in American history: I WIsh I Was in Dixie. Even if you don't like the message it's promoting, you have to like that song. But Lincoln didn't.
And contrary to popular myths, he did not free the slaves. The Emancipation Proclamation only freed the white halves of mixed race slaves. It gave them freedom on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and 24 hours of their choice per weekend.
Barrack Obama is currently trying to do the same thing. His white half wants to enslave his black half, and his black half wants to kill his white half. He's having his own Civil War. And he's also trying to destroy the country.
Liberals are all racist. All of them.
But Richard Nixon put an end to racism. He joined forces with Martin Luther King, Jr.--even though he hated communists--and he choked racists to death one by one. If it weren't for Nixon's violence, King's peace movement wouldn't have worked. The same thing is true for Gandhi. And Jesus. Nixon choked millions of British and Roman liberals to death. He wasn't just an American hero--he was a world hero.